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1m15s
You laughed in my face when I said I'd be having sex tonight. That doesn't mean you shouldn't always be prepared. - You didn't even bring a condom? - No. No, Evan, that wasn't part of the plan. You did this without consulting with me. We've never discussed, like, any plan, but you keep saying we have a plan. I had, like, a general outline. You know? I was gonna go down on her for, like, several hours, okay? She would love that. She'd be smitten. She'd go out with that. Or I dry hump the shit out of her leg. Well, I just... I don't see the harm in bringing one little condom. And one little bottle of spermicidal lube? Yeah, one little bottle of spermicidal lube. - Evan, that's psycho shit, man. - No, it's not. That's, like, Charles Manson shit. What, do you think Becca's gonna be psyched that you brought lube? "Oh, Evan. Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your fucking 4-inch dick... ...inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube." - Okay, that's... That's enough. - Fuck. These girls are 18, they're not dried-up old ladies. - They're good to go. - Then I won't bring the lube. Don't make me feel like that. I thought it was cool. - This is a nice kind. - Let me see that for a second. - An impressive kind. - It is kind of cool. - That's cool. - Fucking dumbass. Lube? - That's funny. - You brought lube? You owe me 6 bucks because I'm not walking over to get it and it exploded.
Superbad
28.9s
- What a rush. - What do you guys wanna do? - Man, let's get drunk! - Let's get more fucked up! You're fucking living the dream, Michaels! Oh, man. This is gonna be the best night ever. - Got a 257 at Fifth and Paysview. - Shit. All units in the area report to Fifth and Paysview. - Car 98, that's you. Do it. - Fuck. - Shit. - Shit. Car 98 on it. You dumb fucking whore. Hey, did she say we're gonna get to shoot somebody or something? Oh, God, I wish.
Superbad
33.2s
- You got in? - We got right in. - Wanna do this, 'roid monkey? - Fuck you! Then we called it a night. We were all just really exhausted. What the fuck?! You would've loved it. It was an incredible, unbelievable night. That sounds like a lot of fun. You know, I'd love to go do something like that sometime. Who wouldn't? I mean, it was like... ...me and Seth are always kind of cooking up these... ...fun, sort of, little, you know, events. I guess you guys are really gonna go crazy next year together. We were going to, but we got into different schools. Really? That sucks.
Superbad
1m9s
Mrs. Hayworth, I joined this class because I'd be cooking with a partner. But she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work. I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth. I know, but look at Evan, okay? Just look at him. Don't keep me waiting much longer. I'm getting impatient up here. You know what I'm talking about. Miroki, you're embarrassing me. I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible-tasting food... ...and I gotta look over at that. Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life. And it's B.S. Excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry. I'm like a single mother. We all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense. Everyone takes this class to get an A. It's bullshit, and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't wanna sit here alone cooking this shitty food. No offense. And I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I gonna be a chef? No. There's three weeks left in school. Give me a fucking break. I'm sorry for cursing. All right, Jules' partner isn't here today either. Pair up with her. Station four. Jules? All right. I'll give it another shot. I'll give Home Ec another shot.
Superbad