Becca, this is kind of intense. And I just... I'm so drunk. I can't even, like, process this. And you're really pretty. And I just think this isn't how I pictured it. I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it.
Superbad
7.4s
You're being an idiot. You shouldn't have parked there. Fuck it. I'm about to graduate. They should be sucking on my ball sac.
Superbad
16.4s
- Super gay. - All right, let's stop this madness. - Let's just go get some dessert. - I can't, I gotta go meet my counselor. I'm picking out my classes for next year. So I gotta sit and eat dessert alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg? I gue... Yeah, I mean, what do you want me to do?
Superbad
5.8s
Does your mom still have pizza bagels? Yeah. Lots. Pizza bagels.
Superbad
2.1s
- Shit! - Shit!
Superbad
1.9s
What is this? What's that?
Superbad
17.3s
Stop! - McLovin! - Come on. McLovin! McLovin! Why? McLovin, come back!
Superbad
12.8s
Raspberry vodka, Scotch... And Kyle's Killer Lemonade. A six-pack. This is a lot. I don't know if I can get away with all this. What difference does it make? I don't know, man. I'm, like, really nervous.
Superbad
5.3s
Is there a problem here, sir? No. No problem whatsoever.
Superbad
7.9s
Hell, yeah, we should get some road beers. Can I have 13 beers to go, please? Please. God, my fucking leg.
Superbad
23.2s
I can't believe Becca's bottle broke. - I'm sure it'll be fine. - Yeah. I thought you didn't need it. You were gonna tell her how you feel. Good luck getting Jules drunk enough to have sex with you. - What's wrong with you guys? - Nothing. You two femmes can talk about it next year at your little slumber party. Oh, you told him. - Told me what? - Yeah. You're an idiot, Fogell. - Well, we gotta tell him now. - No, we... Well, he knows something's up.
Superbad
10.7s
My hand! Monster! Nicole! Nicole, get Daddy. - Get Daddy. - Get Daddy! - Oh, shit. - Get away from my kids!
Superbad
5.9s
Well, you gotta get me some Kyle's Killer Lemonade. Kyle's Killer Lemonade. That's kind of gay, but I can get it for you.
Superbad
9.4s
- Probably nothing. Why? - I don't know. My parents are gone so I'm having a party. I don't really know how many people are gonna be there... ...but you could stop by if you wanted to.
Superbad
4.9s
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. They shot Seth. They fucking shot Seth, I know it.
Superbad
15.2s
You look great. You don't look terrible. It's just, like, a bad bruise. Everything's great, just from he... This, just like right there. - Your eye. - Yeah, your eye. Everything else is great. But seriously, I acted like a fucking idiot last night.
