It's... It's the most beautiful thing in the world.
Superbad
11.8s
- Hurry, hurry. Let's go. Go, go. - I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. - I'm out, I'm out. - Good, here we go, here we go. Yeah? Yeah, okay. Back up. Don't blow yourself up, asshole.
Superbad
5.5s
- I get it. - What is it? What is it? Like: Like coming.
Superbad
5.7s
- And now it looks professional. - That's really impressive. - It's beautifully done. - I think we're gonna get an A.
Superbad
1.8s
Break yourself, fool.
Superbad
2.4s
Let's do another one to me.
Superbad
15s
- Evan. Evan, I'm so wet. - Oh, yeah. They said that would happen in health, when I learned about it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - They taught me about... - Who's down there? Yeah, it's your hand.
Superbad
12.1s
Yeah. Hey, Miroki, could we have a minute alone? Just... Thanks. Dude, Jules is having a fucking party. Hey! - Don't tell Fogell about the party. - Gangsters. What's up, guys?
Superbad
12.8s
Calm down. Calm down, man. Calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. It's a good thing. It's the best thing.
Superbad
7.6s
All right, looks like we got a call. We can't pay for these. 10-4. We'll be right there. - Speedy Gonzales, let's go. - We should get road beers.
Superbad
1.8s
You guys on MySpace, or...?
Superbad
1.9s
That's right, motherfucker.
Superbad
2.3s
Yeah, I love parties.
Superbad
40.2s
She starts crying. She flips out. And she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest... ... and he fucking flips out. He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is some religious fanatic... ... and he thinks I'm possessed by some dick devil. My parents make me see a therapist, and he's asking me dick questions. They made me stop eating foods shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no Popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. Yeah. Well, I don't... That's really messed up.
Superbad
11.5s
Tight. Listen, and then she said she was gonna give me a blow-J. - I can't believe she said that to you. - Man, you have no idea. - What was she thinking? - You don't even know.
