Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children who were stuck in a tree. No.No. But I did have to help a kid.Yeah. He's got a terrible name. It's just awful. Ugh. I tried to tell him.
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[GROANS]
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You're not giving me a lot of direction here. I'm at the end of my rope. [TIMER TICKING]
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[PANTING] Those bullets were, like, super fast.
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We got no brakes! [STRAINING] Figure it out!
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[INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING]
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Who are you? I'm Batman.
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Oh. That's got some zip.
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[SCREAMING]
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Showtime, mama! Lady Luck, take the wheel.
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Once again, it all falls on my shoulders. It's why I'm cursed to be a solo act. Wander the Earth... I'm in. I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm in. How in the fuck are you in already?
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Oh, shit. It's Cable. 12 o'clock. DEADPOOL: Okay. New plan. Use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable from killing that kid. I'm coming up on your six.
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WEASEL: Meet... Domino. DEADPOOL: What's your shtick? I'm lucky. That's not a superpower. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. Really isn't. No, it isn't.Yes, it is. Told you. Get out of my head! I'm not in your head. I'm in an 11-year-old's bedroom. Well, if you're so lucky, then what are you doing here with us? I don't know yet. What's that supposed to mean? There's a reason why I'm here, and I'll know when I know. Everything usually just kind of works out for me. Like 2008 Ryan Reynolds.
