Go on, you're doing it! My beautiful, hairless, Twizzler-legged baby boy.
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[ONLY TIMEPLAYING]
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You sacrificed yourself for me.
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[CAR DOOR CLOSES] [ENGINE STARTS]
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[GROANS] Holy mommy fucking shit!
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Oh, great! ORDERLY: There they are! Those freaks! DEADPOOL: A bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes. Can I have one of those guns? No.That's fine. Get off this property, mutant scum! I'm just gonna use this brick. Maximum effort. [BOTH GRUNTING]
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I guess dubstep never dies. [BANGARANGPLAYING]
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Oh, this is really hard. [TIRES SCREECHING]
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That's why! Told you this little fucker's too far gone. Zip it, Thanos! We have a deal and you fuck... [GROANS] JUGGERNAUT: Hey! I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass. My body and my hands are so soft. You should probably head back to the car. I think I'll head back to the car.
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I can't trust anybody!
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[CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
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Okay. What's the most pain you've ever felt?
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No. I'd buy them all a bouquet of hand jobs. Of course I fucking would!
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Say "fuck" for me. Just once. Come on, we'll do it together. It's no big deal. Here we go. One, two, three. F... F... F... Fuck. Wow! Enjoy hell, swamp mouth. [CHUCKLES]
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Hey, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. I liked you better with your hair short. Think everyone did.
