[INHALES SHARPLY] Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry. Don't cry. - [MOSQUITO BUZZES] - Ah... There are so many diseases out here. It's hot. Okay, this is what I'm good at. Playing video games. It's what I do. It's literally the main thing that I do. Play a game like this, there'll be levels. In order to finish, you gotta complete all the levels. Levels are gonna get harder as we go along. - We complete the levels... - Do you even know where we're going? - Kind of. - Kind of? Oh, that's good, then. We're in good hands. Okay, the missing piece, I'm guessing. That must be what we're looking for, the missing piece of the map. The problem is, there's nothing here.
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Cartography. - What's that? - The study of maps. It was one of Professor Oberon's skills. Yes. That's right. Oh, so you can't see this, but I can? The characters we chose, we all have certain skills. So there's gotta be a way to access our... - [GAME CHIMES] - [GASPS] Oh! Wow. What'd you just do? "Strengths: Fearless. Climbing. Speed. Boomerang. Smoldering intensity." [SMOLDERING] What the hell are you doing? - What just happened? - Um, you just smoldered.
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None"? How'd you do that? That, uh, list? Well, I just... I think I just pressed my enormous left pec. FRIDGE: It's like the boob area. Let me show you. Get away from me. At least press it in front of us... - [GAME CHIMES] - ...so we know exactly how... "Strengths: Karate. T'ai chi. Aikido. Dance fighting"? Dance fighting? Is that even a thing? "Weakness: Venom." [GAME CHIMES]
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What do you mean? It's a map, just like he said. It's a map of Jumanji.
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I think we have to save Jumanji.
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Damn, that is a man right there.
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"Weakness.
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Dr. Bravestone. Famed archaeologist and international explorer. Known across the seven continents for your courageous exploits. Is there a seat belt? I can't tell you what an honor it is to finally meet you. I'm not embarrassed to say you're more dashing in person. Um, thanks. Who are you? Nigel Billingsly at your service, Ruby Roundhouse, killer of men. Welcome to Jumanji. I've been so anxious for your arrival. As you know, Jumanji is in grave danger. We're counting on the four of you to lift the curse. - Curse? - What curse? Excuse me. Have you seen my phone anywhere? Professor Sheldon Oberon. Welcome to Jumanji. Nigel Billingsly at your service. I've been so anxious for your arrival. [WHISPERS] What's with this guy? I think he's an NPC. A what? English, please. A non-player character. He's part of the game. So anything we ask him, he only has his programmed series of responses. Got it. It's all clear now. Franklin "Mouse" Finbar. Welcome to Jumanji. It's Moose. It's not Mouse. No, good sir. I'm quite sure it's Mouse. - Mouse? - A nickname given for your diminutive stature and adorable manner. I knew you'd be here. Dr. Bravestone doesn't go anywhere without his trusty sidekick. Sidekick? Ever since Dr. Bravestone rescued you from the clutches of a warlord in the jungles of Peru, you've never left his side. Right. Can we go back to the curse thing? It's all documented in the letter I sent you. Perhaps you should read it aloud. I don't have a let...
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Right, uh... "Dr. Bravestone, I am writing to you "regarding the desperate situation NIGEL & SPENCER: in Jumanji. We need your help at once." - MARTHA: Whoa... Guys? - BETHANY: What's happening? FRIDGE: What the hell is going on? SPENCER: It's a cut scene. A lot of games have them. It's like a little movie to tell you the back-story. NIGEL: My name is Nigel Billingsly, Jumanji field guide. I was hired by your former partner, now nemesis, Professor Russel Van Pelt to lead a fateful expedition.
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You see, Professor Van Pelt had come in search of the fabled Jaguar Shrine, resting place of the sacred jewel of Jumanji. As you know better than anyone, the jewel was his great obsession. And after years of research, he believed that he had discovered its whereabouts. VAN PELT: Could it be? Have I finally found it? NIGEL: Van Pelt told me that he wanted to find the jewel in order to document it in his writings.
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- It's real! - NIGEL: What I did not know was that he intended to take the jewel for himself.
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Whoa.
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Maybe. Maybe.
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[SIGHS] That's fair. But do you think maybe the reason why you're so judgy is because you're, like, afraid that people aren't gonna like you, so you decide not to like them first? No.
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[BIRD SCREECHES] SPENCER: Be careful of the ground, guys. It's uneven. I'd hate for anybody to twist an ankle. - I did that once... - FRIDGE: Please stop talking? - SPENCER: Okay, sure. No problem. - FRIDGE: Please! - Can I borrow your jacket? - Yeah, sure. - Thanks. - What are you doing? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini at school. I did that once. They sent me to the office. Of course. Noah likes it when I show some skin. It's like the key to our relationship. Ew. Judgy much? Seriously, I can't even open my mouth around you. You don't even know me, but you, like, decided you hate me. Oh, wait a minute. I don't hate you. - You don't? - No. Look, I just think you live in, like, the "hot popular girl" bubble. Where everybody either treats you like a princess or like an object. Maybe it makes you a little... self-absorbed or something?
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Find them.
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H-how do you mean, sir? I will summon every creature and every soldier to hunt them down. Reclaim what is mine.