SPENCER: They're getting close! My stomach's starting to bother me a bit. - MARTHA: Go up! - ALEX: I can't go up! I think I had too many margaritas. [BELLOWING CONTINUES]
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They're indigenous to Jumanji. They're huge, white, scary, and stupid, - and they eat people. - No.
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[SPENCER GRUNTS] How does he do that? Climbing is one of his strengths. Oh. Gotcha. Cake makes me explode.
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- MARTHA: Oh, my God! - ALEX: Running out of time! - MARTHA: Fix it, please! - No, no, no.
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MARTHA: Hurry! Come on, fix it!
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Do you really think she likes me? Why are we still talking about this? I mean, what if she tries to kiss me? Then you just kiss her back, man. What if she tries to kiss me, like... Like, without warning? What are you talking about? Haven't you ever kissed anyone? Don't... You gonna tell the whole jungle? Guys, I found a side door. Over here. - Guess what I found. - No, no, don't tell him. Okay, let's talk about your walk. Take your time. Make a meal of it. Like a gorgeous gazelle. Or a horse. High-step it. One foot in front of the other. And bring it. Boom, boom... That's not it. Yikes. Anything you can do to draw attention to the lips. A little nibble like this. A nibble goes a long way, girlfriend. Good. That's better. Now smile. You look terrified. Oh, God, you're so funny. - You're so funny. - Oh, God, you're so funny. Oh, my God, you're so funny. - I think I'm getting it. - You are getting it. Go, girl. Now, keep your lips slightly parted, like... Yeah, not-not gross, just relaxed. Touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth. - Like this. - Like this? - Like this. - Like this? Like this. Like this. Like this? I think you're ready. [CHUCKLES] - Cool. - Okay, flirt like our lives depend on it. 'Cause they do. ALEX: Okay, there's the door. We just need something to cut through the fence. Okay, Fridge, you got anything like that in the backpack? Uh, yeah, I should. What...? Here you go. I got some... Some bolt cutters. Does that seem like a good tool for the situation? Perfect, actually. It's called backpack power, baby. [MAN LAUGHS] You guys, I think this is gonna work. I think so too. She's pretty fly. And those guys don't meet a lot of new people. "Fly"? Well, not like Cindy Crawford fly, but for Jumanji, she the bomb. "The bomb"? - Cindy Crawford? - That's your go-to? ALEX: I'm just saying, I'm sure they'd like to get jiggy with her.
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[EXHALES]
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- Now sparkle. - Sparkle? Like an anime character. Now sparkle. [SNIFFS] [SHORT GASPING] [GASPING, WHEEZING] Needs work. [♪♪♪♪♪]
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FRIDGE: The hell is going on with her butt? Bethany, what did you tell her to do? Did she twist her ankle, maybe, or...? She's never flirted before. Give her a break.
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[♪♪♪♪♪] Alex. What year do you think it is? - What do you mean? - Oh, no. It's 1996. You're Alex Vreeke, aren't you? Yeah, that's right. Wait a minute, you mean Freak House? Wait, what are you... What are you guys talking about? How do you know me? Alex, I don't know how to tell you this... You've been in this game for 20 years. That's probably not how I would've done it. What? No. You guys are messing with me, right? No, we're not. Alex Vreeke. Everybody in Brantford knows about you. You're the kid that disappeared. Twenty years ago. Twenty years? Twenty years, man. I don't even know how to say this, but Cindy Crawford, dude, she's like 50 years old. - But still fly. - Eh. Wait...
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You could do anything.
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Hey.
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[BOTH LAUGH] FRIDGE: That's beautiful, Spencer. Why don't I set you up with a nice candlelight dinner? Or do you guys wanna get the hell out of here? All right. Show me how it's done. Class is in session. - Come on, girl. - Okay. BETHANY: Watch and learn. Hey, what did you mean by that candlelight-dinner thing? - What are you talking about? - You said it, me and Martha, candlelight dinner. What does that even mean? The girl is into you, Spencer. [LOUDLY] What? [GUN COCKS] [BUG BUZZES] [♪♪♪♪♪]
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Okay, in flirting situations, the key is making them check you out without letting them know that you know that they're checking you out. You're like, "Whatever." When they try to talk to you, you can play it one of three ways: dumb, super into it, or nasty. Which way you play it depends on what guy you deal with. This is like my dream and my nightmare all at one time. I'm not gonna take that personally. Now, hair is everything. Touch it. Move it. Play with it. Move it around a lot. Hypnotize them with it. Give me a flip like that. Okay, now angle your eyes down. Now, head down. Tilt up. Eyes big.
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I don't wanna die in Jumanji. We just gotta stick together. If we do that, we can win. I know we can.