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But now we're immunized, and we're stronger for it. Okay, I see what you're doing. When we went hiking and halfway up the mountain, it said "trail closed." Did we play it safe then? No. [chuckles] -We didn't. -That's right. We forged ahead, through the mud and grime, got to the top of the mountain, and yelled, "Kings of Michigan!" Then it got dark, we got lost, and we burned our clothes for warmth, but it was worth it to see the looks on our neighbors' faces when we burst into their backyard naked and covered in dirt. I love that.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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Glad those robots are gone. Now it's just us humans, with our very human faces. All right, I just turned the corner. I like these guys. Yes, my human guy name is Eric. My name is also Eric. No, I mean Deborahbot 5000. Idiot. Hey, y… you guys said my plan would actually work. How, exactly? Tell us now. [both] Okay. We have the kill code stored in our memory, but to enact it, you would have to embark on a perilous journey all the way to the Pal Labs campus in Silicon Valley, surrounded by a robot army, and enter it into our great and powerful leader to destroy her. But you would never survive-- Actually, you could stop us quite easily. You could enter the kill code remotely at any Pal Labs retail store. There's one at the Mall of the Globe, a nearby shopping center. But it's super far away. You'll never make-- -It's 80 miles away. -What are you doing to me right now? -[gasps] -Did I not do good? Oh my gosh. That is so close. We could get our lives back.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
19.5s
-[sparks crackling] -[Rick chuckles] These guys seem dumber than the other robots. Brother, we should go. -No! I order you to stop. -[both] Okay. Uh, we are just stopping because we chose to. No, we're not. -We are humans. -We are. For example, we consume food in the traditional human manner. Observe.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines