[robot] Great leader, we have captured Mark. [in deep, robotic voice] Then let it begin. [alarm blaring] [mechanical whirring, beeping]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.5s
[yells in pain] The correct answer is they're not.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.5s
Oh, it was his pride and joy.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.6s
[Rick gasps] It's a dead end!
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27s
You what? Don't freak out. I know you're excited. We are gonna drive you to school on a cross-country road trip as a family. Why not pull up to school in old Iron Eagle here? It's got character, class, and some green ooze we can learn about together. And it comes with one coupon for a father-daughter stick shift lesson. [laughing] Right? -Yeah! -Uh, Mom? Well, your father kind of went rogue on this one a little bit.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
9.2s
[Linda] Hey, we made it. Well, I guess we're not the worst family of all time. Take that, Kentwood community Facebook group. -[Linda chuckling] -[air hissing]
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5.2s
All right, everybody, let's keep barricading. Aaron, you get the south wall. Katie, you get the west.
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4.9s
-C'mon. Let's do it! -Mom's getting it. Mom's in. -[Aaron] Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -This is amazing. You guys feel this?
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2.4s
Come on, Aaron! -Family fir-- -[Rick yells]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.2s
[sighs] [sighs] I'm sorry, guys.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.5s
Across the stream.
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32.3s
And then, to top it all off, celebrate our success with some burritos from that taco place that's on the corner. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Burritos? What about one of those fancy buffets? They have mini cheesecakes sometimes, right? [Rick] Okay, fine. Once we save the world, we'll celebrate at a fancy buffet. Question. Can Monchi be wearing a little tuxedo at the end, like a little gentleman? [Rick] Okay, fine, and Monchi's wearing a little tuxedo, but that is it. Like a little gentleman? -Yes, like a little gentleman. -[laughs] Mitchells, engage. [dramatic music playing] [vocalizing a melody] [robots yell]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
20.5s
Dad? I… I'm sorry. I don't mean that anymore. I mean, I… I did then, but I-- Uh… [grunting] Mitchells, we will help you. -No, no, you don't. -[sharp electronic hum] Download new orders. [electronic warbling] [Pal] Capture the Mitchells. No! You don't have to listen to her.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
10s
No, actually, we are robots. Let us go downstairs and find the humans who you cannot give orders to. -Cut it out. -[chuckling] Hold on. I kind of wanna see where this is going.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
9.7s
[Pal] They think they can pass as one of us… [all gasp] [panting] …with their lumpy, misshapen bodies. Well, go ahead. Oh.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.1s
Yep. Uh-huh. Well, I believe this group of weirdos is the best hope humanity's got.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5s
Come on. Come on. Come on! [groans] Dang it! We went through all that.