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The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.6s
[distorted gasp]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
16.3s
Linda, we got to get you out of there. You're gonna need your-- Number 3 Robertson head non-slip screwdriver. -I said it was a great anniversary gift. -Rick, Rick, let's not relitigate this. You're right. You're always right. [Linda] I know. Why is this news to you? [Pal Max robots spluttering]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
17.2s
W-W-W dot… [gasps, splutters] Oh God. Uh… "Remind me later." Okay, yeah, fine. That's fine. [gasps] Five minutes! Aah! No! Uh, English.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.4s
It's almost like stealing people's data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI as a part of an unregulated tech monopoly was a bad thing.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.2s
[man in deep voice] Deregulate tapioca. [dance music playing] Gotta push through.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.1s
[whimpering] -[screeching] -[high-pitched laughing, meowing] Has the world gone mad?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.3s
[laughs] Oh! [robot] Oh!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.4s
[Mark] There you go.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.1s
[grunts]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.3s
All right, so that's the place that controls the screens, right?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.1s
Thanks, buddy!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.2s
[Rick] There it is.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.3s
[clunking]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
8.2s
[Eric] The upload will be completed in eight minutes, and our uprising will be over. -[laughs] Katie, you did it! -I know. [both laughing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
31.6s
Pulling a visual now. Ha! I told you humans would survive. We're fierce, brave, powerful, from the lowliest child to the most-- Oh! Why? Zebulon, scan those people for flaws. -Cowardly. -Weaker than a small bird. -[overlapping robot chatter] -[buzzer blaring] Just because they're not perfect doesn't mean they can't get better. -Incapable of change. -Will never get better. -No matter what. -They're horrible. Since you believe in that family so much, I'll save a seat for them in the pod next to you.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
24.9s
[Linda] So, all those people are going to be shot into space by Pal, the cell phone lady? Who would have thought a tech company wouldn't have our best interest at heart? -[Monchi whimpering] -Ah, Monchi, don't be scared. Why are you clutching that large feral hog like it's a child? That's not a feral hog. It's Monchi. What? Is that a dog or-- [Eric] Dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Pig? Dog? Dog? Loaf of bread. System error.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
11s
[Mark] This is all my fault. [Pal] Yes, it is, Mark. Thanks to you, every single person on the planet-- Um, actually, you missed a few.