Hey, twig! Come here. Come on. Aw, man... what did they do to you? Hey, you wanna help us get outta here? There's something I need you to get, and bring back to me. In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin... the thing I wore on my head. There's a drawer next to the bunk. It's in that. It's red. You got it? That's my underwears. Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talkin' about. You have to explain it more careful. It's a prototype fin. That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot. You explain it this time. All right. YONDU: That's Vorker's eye. He takes it out when he sleeps. Go. Look again. But leave the eye here. Why? He's gonna wake up tomorrow... and he's not gonna know... where his eye is! That's a desk. We told you it was this big. Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere... with a bunch of severed human toes. Okay. Then let's just agree to never discuss this. The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it. Okay? What? No! He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat. That's not what I said! I am Groot. He's relieved you don't want him to. I am Groot. He hates hats. I am Groot. On anyone, not just himself. I am Groot. One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head... the next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hat. That's why you don't like hats?
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You maniac.
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High Priestess, the Council is waiting. They are perturbed I've wasted our resources. When they see what I have created here... their wrath will dissipate. It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am? That, my child... is the next step in our evolution. More powerful, more beautiful... more capable of destroying the Guardians of the Galaxy. I think I shall call him... Adam.
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HASSELHOFF: In these times of hardship... just remember...
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FT. DAVID HASSELHOFF'S "GUARDIANS INFERNO" PLAYING)
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Yeah!
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I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years when Stakar freed me. He offered me a place with the Ravagers. He said all I needed to do was adhere to the code. But I was young... and greedy, and stupid. Like you stealing those batteries. That was mostly Drax. Me and Stakar and the other captains... we weren't so different from you and your friends. The only family I ever had. When I broke the code... they exiled me. This is what I deserve. Slow down, drama queen. You might deserve this, but I don't. We gotta get outta here.
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Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm? I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch." I did it because I wanted to! Dick. What are we even talking about this for? We just had a little man save us by blowing up 50 ships! How little? Well, I don't know, like this? A little one-inch man saved us? Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he would be much larger. That's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon. Don't call me a raccoon! I'm sorry. I took it too far. I meant trash panda. Is that better? I don't know. It's worse. It's so much worse. You son of a... Hey! ROCKET: I've had it with you! QUILL: No! Back up! NEBULA: Someone followed you through the jump point.
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When are we gonna do something about this unspoken thing between us?
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STAKAR: After going around years in circles... with this woman I end up marrying. I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl... "but you're losing your mind!" Then again, she's always been that way. I could never trust her. You know? Stakar.
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Ah, pathetic.
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First, Quill betrays us... and Yondu just lets him go scot-free.
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Mascot, mascot, mascot...
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Release the quadrant! Aye, Captain! I only ask one thing. That your High Priestess... tell him the name of the man what sealed his fate. Taserface!
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This is an important conversation right now? KRAGLIN: That ain't it. I didn't mean to do a mutiny. They killed all my friends. Get the third quadrant ready for release. One more thing. You got any clones of Quill's old music on the ship?
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YONDU: Psst!
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Oh, I get it. You're jealous... because I'm part-god, and you like when I'm the weak one. You were insufferable to begin with. I haven't been able to reach Rocket. I'm gonna go outside, and I'm gonna try and get a signal. You know what? This is not Cheers after all! This is whatever the show is where one person is willing... to open themselves up to new possibility, and the other person is a jerk... who doesn't trust anybody! It's a show that doesn't exist. That's why it would get zero ratings!