Every failure's a burnt out processor. Everything on board's thinking too hard.
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Computer, display these failures over time. Processing timeline.
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And you'll wake up on Homestead II. And you'll write your book.
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Ain't you supposed to be making your rounds?
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Anybody?
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Good morning, one and all. It's a beautiful morning here on the Starship Avalon. Whatever you do, don't get homesick, get Homestead. Let's start things off with one of my favorites back on Earth. Once upon a time You dressed so fine Threw the bums a dime in your prime Didn't you? No.
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Arthur!
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I know I should be working the problem, but...
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You're in perfect health, Jim. Let's get you to your cabin, where you can get some rest.
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Scan complete. Analyzing data.
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Just own it. Own it, Jim. You got a cool jacket.
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Jim. Please scan your ID to confirm luggage delivery.
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Welcome to your cabin, your home until we make landfall. Over the next four months, you'll prepare for your new life on Homestead II, meet your fellow passengers, take skill-building classes, and learn about colonial living.
