Word choice, man. [Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it as soon as it was coming out of my mouth. [Super Hero Eugene] It's just one of those words... [Shazam] I know. I just... "Dear daughters of Asshat-Las." -Burn! -[chuckles] I just came up with that. Make sure you put a dash in there, though, so it's really clear. Okay. [clears throat] Man, it's so good having Steve cover grammar and spelling and stuff, it makes me sound so much smarter.
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-[grunts] -[roars]
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Billy!
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Billy.
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Whoa, guys, look! This is what the name means. Which is way cooler than what I thought it was, which is just a bunch of hot garbage, so. If I may point out one of the powers that may be possibly MIA. Boop. [Shazam] I'm sorry, are you very unsubtly implying that I somehow lack the wisdom of -Solo Man? -Yeah.
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Now it's time for you to fly. What about you?
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Anne! Anne!
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[roars]
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But your heart is wise. And it knows exactly what must be done. I spent millennia searching for a worthy champion and no one was worthy of what I once shared with my brothers and sisters. But when you shared your powers, you did not hesitate. For you, everyone can be worthy if given a chance. Now, go fight for your family. Go fight for the world. I chose right when I chose you.
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-Hello. -No. [snorting]
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You're wasting my time, boy.
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No need to panic. Captain Everypower is here. Oh. [grunting] [yelling] I'm just kidding, it's real easy. [grunts]
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[whimpering] [tires screech] [whimpering] ["Holding Out for a Hero" playing on radio] No, no, no.
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[music continues playing]
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[woman whimpering]
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[woman screaming]
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[gasping]
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I love that, I, I, I, I do. I'm just not sure that I'm really ready to commit right now, you know. Wait, wait, wait. No, this isn't about you. I promise this is not about you. Okay? Look... [chuckles] I know the whole world wants to see this happen. You and me. The dynamic duo. The hottie goddies. [chuckles]