Hey, Freeman. I wouldn't do that if I were you. What, is your bestie gonna hit us with a wheelchair this time? No, maybe not him, but I have another best friend who might hunt you down and destroy both of you. Okay, Freddy. You may have heard of him. The Human Power Storm. Frequency Flinger. Sir Zaps-A-Lot. Yeah. He's a man of many names. You know the Red Cyclone? You? My ass you do. Oh, we're a lot closer than you think. Maybe even at this very moment. Prove it. I will, tomorrow. Tomorrow he's gonna come to lunch. Right, right, Billy? Oh, yeah, and then Superman's gonna be bringing us dessert, right?
Shazam!
2.4s
Can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Shazam!
1.1s
Single bound.
Shazam!
1.2s
I can hear it.
Shazam!
12.5s
Have you seen the one where he throws the football into space? So dope. Hey, you guys gotta wonder who's filming those, right? I mean, that's bravery in and of itself. I mean, is it, though? Yeah. I'd actually argue maybe even more brave. Holding a camera?
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23.3s
Oh! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! I'm sorry, people. Hi. - Your phone's charged. - Wow! Your phone's charged. Your phone's charged. You really need like a mic drop catchphrase after you do some cool shit. I've been thinking about that. What about this? "That's why you don't mess with electricity." Catchphrases obviously aren't one of your superpowers. And your phone's charged. - Well, you think you can do better? - What the hell?
Shazam!
1.2s
Go, go, go!
Shazam!
1.9s
Uh, Burke.
Shazam!
1.8s
More than anyone has.
Shazam!
10s
Oh, Greed, you can have him. No. No.. Oh, no!
Shazam!
9.7s
What'd you see? What'd you see? Were there boobies? You see nipples? Why aren't you talking? We're gonna need more money. Why? You were in there for, like, five minutes. Dude, they were very convincing!
Shazam!
1.4s
Health!
Shazam!
8.5s
Stop! No! - I'm not even looking! - Stop! - I'm not even looking! Oh! - Stop! - Why? - Oh, and done! Finished him.
Shazam!
1.8s
Where's the truck?
Shazam!
19s
There is one more powerful. The wizard found his champion. Kill the champion before he learns his true potential, or he will defeat you. Show me where to find him.
Shazam!
1.7s
Tomorrow at lunch. You'll see.
Shazam!
1.2s
Oh, get it, get it!
Shazam!
4.5s
More powerful than a locomotive. Locomotive. What are you? An old prospector?