Mister Philadelphia. That's a cream cheese thing, dude! Power Boy. 'Cause he's got all the powers. 'Cause sometimes pepper spray can't protect against evil.
Shazam!
1.6s
Oh! Okay.
Shazam!
16.7s
All right, well, I feel like every criminal is either on drugs or asleep by now. Wanna head home? Looking like this? Well, yeah, I mean, usually, we'd have a lair to go back to, but that's long-term. Right now, we have a bunk bed.
Shazam!
6.8s
Didn't even make it two days. Not even two days. Baby, we did our fair share of running off back when. At least I did.
Shazam!
16s
Mmm! Hey! Covering her mouth like you're gonna kidnap her is not gonna make her less scared, okay? Darla, it's me. It's Billy. I know I don't look like me. - A wizard made me look like this. - Maybe don't start with "wizard." It's just gonna make her more confused. Some old guy brought me to a temple and he made me say, "Shazam."
Shazam!
12.1s
Freddy, who is that? It's Billy. He's just really tired and he has laryngitis. What? Laryngitis! I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding. He's really, really tired, and he wants to go to beddy-bye. - Beddy-bye? Who says beddy-bye? - Just hide, hide. Billy, you're back. Let us see you.
Shazam!
3s
Oh, okay, Freddy, sweetie. Good night. - Good night. - Night.
Shazam!
1.4s
Freddy, what happened to the stairs?
Shazam!
5.7s
Ask that if you can throw me out. What? Ask the ball if you're man enough to throw me out of this room.
Shazam!
2.6s
Back off, assbags. I know how to use these things.
Shazam!
13s
Oh, thank God! Hey. Stop right there. How do I know you're not a supervillain using telepathic abilities to make me believe that you're Billy? Huh? What? All I have to do is press "dial" on this thing. No! No., I have proof. I have proof. Here.
Shazam!
1.8s
Dope!
Shazam!
2.9s
Yeah. Yeah. I'm just...
Shazam!
10.9s
No, I said, don't scream. - Uh... Victor? Victor! - No, no! - Victor! - It's me. It's Billy. It's Billy! You asked me flight or invisibility. I thought that was stupid, but now I look like this and I need your help.
Shazam!
10s
You know, guys, I'm happy to look for Billy. More than happy. But no, you gotta wash the dishes. That's what's more important. "What are you gonna do, Freddy, run after him?" Very funny.
Shazam!
16s
Don't run, but don't walk. Just be cool. Act naturally, like kids naturally act in a carnival. - He's not gonna look for us here. - Is that him? - Oh, my God! - Dude, it's Zap-tain America! - Power Boy! - He's an impersonator, okay? Yeah, I'm an impersonator! I'm a fake version of myself. Don't take pictures. Shazam!
Shazam!
7.9s
Don't take it personally. He's like that with everyone. Freddy.
Shazam!
3.7s
Hey. Hey, it's all good. It's good to maintain boundaries.