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Hey, do you know habanero jerky, if you eat enough of it, it can burn a hole in your stomach? Worth it. Yeah. Probably not you, though. You've probably got stomach superpowers. Probably. Oh, hey. What's up? I'm a superhero. Yeah, his name is, uh, Captain Sparklefingers. No, it's not. No, it's not! That's not my name. Hey, we should hang out. We're, like, the same age. Oh, okay. I'm out. Hey, wait up!
Shazam!
25.3s
Electricity manipulation, hyper-speed, super-strength. Dude, you're stacked! You're almost as cool as Superman. Almost. I didn't see you. I don't know what just happened here. I don't wanna know. Just don't hurt me. - I'm not doing it for the money. - Thank you for your kind donation. No, no, no, but if you ever need any more help just look for the superhero that still can't fly. Forget flying, man. We just made 73 bucks! Seventy-three bucks? Come on! Hey, wait a minute.
Shazam!
1m13s
Gentlemen, why use guns when we can handle this like real men? Billy, look out! Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity! I'm bulletproof. Today is December 8th, and this is video proof of authenticity. Shoot him again. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here. Go. Both of you! Come on. Go to town. Wait, wait, wait. We still don't know if the suit is bulletproof, or if you are. Shoot him in the face. Shoot me in the face. In the face? It kinda tickles. You're dead. - Sorry about your window. - Have a good night! But you're welcome for not getting robbed!
Shazam!
19.1s
Good. Yeah, good. You're really on top of this stuff. And that should teach you that old ladies... Regular-aged ladies like yourself don't need your protecting, right? So get woke, bro. I'm sorry, who are you? His name is Thundercrack, hero to the people with all the power and speed of lightning all in one. Dude, that sounds like a butt thing.
Shazam!