May I have everyone's attention, please? Eyes to the front of the room. You may notice we have a new student joining us today. She just moved here from Kentucky. Kenya. Kenya. Her name is Caddy. It's Cady. Cady Heron. My apologies. I will commit that to memory. Cady, like the Canadian songstress k.d. lang, and Heron, like the illegal street drug.
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Hope you all had a good summer. Mine was pretty good. I worked in my brother-in-law's golf pro shop. Did not make a lot of money, so of course I am back to help shepherd you all into the future.
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What? But they need me to start on September 9th. ♪ I don't want to live With what ifs, might haves ♪ ♪ Could have been if I had ♪ Cady? ♪ Only tried, not held back Oh, no ♪ ♪ That's not a part of my plan ♪ ♪ That's not the me that I That's not the me that I am ♪ ♪ This time There's no lookin' back ♪ ♪ I'm crossing things Off my list ♪ ♪ Don't want to run out of time Before I wake up and find ♪ ♪ There was a life That I missed ♪ ♪ My limit doesn't exist ♪
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You got it? Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay, here we go. Hey... Oh, Lord. Shit. We're Cloverfielding. Pick it up. Give me a minute. Make sure I'm in the frame, girl. Give me a minute! Am I in the frame? I'm in there? Yes. Get me in the frame? Yeah. You got my head in there? Yeah. Boom, let's go. ♪ It's a cautionary tale ♪ ♪ Of fear and lust and pride ♪ ♪ Based on actual events Where people died ♪ No one died. ♪ But how far Would you go ♪ ♪ To be popular and hot? ♪ ♪ Would you resist temptation? ♪ ♪ No, you would not! ♪ ♪ Just admit it sometimes ♪ ♪ Mean is what you are Mean is easier than nice ♪ ♪ And though mean Can take you far ♪ ♪ Maybe this will Make you think twice ♪ Spin. Clicker. Fosse! ♪ This is a cautionary tale ♪ ♪ About corruption And betrayal ♪ ♪ And getting hit by a bus! ♪ ♪ You can't buy integrity ♪ ♪ At the mall It's not for sale ♪ Truth. ♪ This is a cautionary ♪ ♪ Tale! ♪ ♪ I used To think I would spend ♪ ♪ Every second I have ♪ ♪ Right where my story began ♪ ♪ I'd be happy here ♪ ♪ Every day, month Year of my life ♪ ♪ But now I'm wishing For whatever comes After goodbye ♪ ♪ On every star in the sky ♪ ♪ And I'm dreaming of What I could become ♪ ♪ This is where home will be ♪ ♪ As long as my lungs Can breathe ♪ ♪ But my heart is dyin' To leave ♪ ♪ 'Cause I know there's more To me ♪ ♪ I don't want to live with What ifs... ♪ Cady? I've been thinking about what you said. About being frustrated by my decision and feeling a little stuck here, just me and you. I'm sorry I yelled. But you have a point. Maybe I've been a little selfish, putting my research ahead of your social and emotional development. I called the people from Northwestern back. I took the job.
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They want me to have lunch with them all week. That is tits! She means "that's great." I don't really get why you guys hate them so much. Regina seems kind of cool. No, no... Regina George is not cool. She's a scum-sucking life ruiner. Janis hates Regina because when we were in sixth grade, she told everybody that she was-- Hey, Damian! What? Shall we not? I am providing context. Caddy? You should have lunch with them and then report back and tell us every stupid, moronic thing they said. Spy on them? That's bad. No! Look at us.
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♪ I don't want to live With what ifs, might haves ♪ ♪ Could have been if I had ♪ ♪ Only tried, not held back Oh, no ♪ ♪ That's not a part of my plan That's not the me that I am ♪ ♪ No what ifs, regrets ♪ ♪ Wear my strengths And weakness ♪ ♪ I won't hide my feelings Oh, no ♪ ♪ That's not a part of my plan That's not the... ♪ Bitch, move.
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Make sure I'm in the frame. Make sure you get my head. I want to see my hair. All right, all right. Janis, hurry up! It's not easy making a movie. You better not drop my phone.
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All right. So, we never really do this, but... ...you're invited to eat lunch with us for the rest of the week. Oh. Um... That's okay. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
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Would we ever ask you to do something bad? Uh...
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I'll pick you up at 3:00.
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It does not get better.
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I found your Burn Book! Cady, this is just, like, the funniest thing that the girls used to do. Please leave. You got it, baby. But, girls, I'm gonna be right downstairs if you need to talk to me about anything. I mean it. Deep stuff or boy troubles or blackheads or alcohol poisoning. You know, I have been through it all. Honey, I am not a regular mom. I'm @coolmom with six O's. Hashtag AgingHotly. Hashtag... Get out. Okay. Girls, just have so much fun. Remember, these are the best days of your life.
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Happy hump day, besties! Hi, Mrs. George. This is Cady. I just moved here. From Kenya. Welcome, Cady from Kenya. We haven't had any new meat in our little lady taco in so long. Mom, go make snacks. For sure. For sure, Regina, yeah. Thank you so much, Mrs. George. You have a beautiful mansion. Just slay, queens. Slay like no one's watching. But everybody's watching. Because you're gorgeous!
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Get in, loser.
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Absolutely not. ♪ At the watering hole ♪ ♪ See the girls Who weren't nice ♪ ♪ Have to scatter like mice ♪ ♪ From a jungle cat ♪ ♪ And though Janis is great She does not have this power ♪ ♪ People literally cower ♪ ♪ Janis can't do that ♪ ♪ See her mark her territory ♪ ♪ As they follow in her train ♪ ♪ They were victims In their stories ♪ ♪ Now they shake their mane ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts And you're in her pride ♪ ♪ You have hitched a ride ♪ ♪ With the apex predator ♪ ♪ And it's kind of fun When she bares her claws ♪ ♪ You think You're safe because ♪ ♪ You're with The apex predator ♪ Do you think she'll be mad if I like Aaron? Samuels? Are you unwell? You can't like Aaron Samuels! Okay, okay! I'll be careful. I promise.