Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children who were stuck in a tree. No.No. But I did have to help a kid.Yeah. He's got a terrible name. It's just awful. Ugh. I tried to tell him.
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[BEEPING] AUTOMATED VOICE: Searching.
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Because of you. No, Wade, because of you.
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Woodpecker. Gingivitis.
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VANESSA: It's okay.
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Gotcha!
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DEADPOOL: Fuck Wolverine. First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. Then the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. What a dick. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in this one, too. [X GOIN' GIVE IT TO YAPLAYING]
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[BOTTLES CLATTERING]
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What in the ass? Is this apartment listed on Tinder? Grindr? You picked the wrong shithole to fuck, future boy. Ugh. Is that really necessary?
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[SQUEAKS]
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Second biggest guy. The last thing I need is more hepatitis. Oh, it's slippery, too. This table needs a wipe down! Can we get a wipe down on the table? [GROANS] [INMATES EXCLAIM] Kid, I think you picked the wrong side. No, I didn't! He's my friend! Zip it. We're not friends. [INMATES CHEERING]
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[COCKS GUN]
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[PRISONER GROANS]
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CABLE: He came into my home... and took the only thing that made it a home.
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Oh, that's not good.
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[VOMITING]
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[SCREAMING]
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That was effervescent. [SIGHS] Stay in school, kid. Or don't. I didn't. And I'm an X-Man. [THUDS] Trainee. Fuck it! Superhero landing coming up!
