Wait. (CHUCKLES SLOWLY) We are? Yeah. We're totally done. (LAUGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLES) Ah, Dopinder. Pool. Dead.
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Have you seen this man? (GROANS) Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. (RADIO STATIONS CHANGING)
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(MOCKINGLY) Ha!
Deadpool
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Oh, hello. I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Polverine." And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.
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After a brief adjustment period... and a bunch of drinks... it's a face...
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1.2s
I'm sure.
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Ah, my welcome speech used to be full of euphemisms like... "This may hurt a little." "This may cause you some discomfort." But I've grown blunt. This workshop is not a government-led program. It's a private institution that turns reclamation projects like yourself... into men of extraordinary abilities.
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(WADE GASPS) (GROANS)
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WADE: See? You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.
