FRANCIS: Well, hello, gorgeous. WADE: Yeah, like I got bit by a radioactive Shar-Pei. Yeah. And whose fault is that, huh, Francis? Yeah, time to undo what you did to this butterface. Please, you should thank me. Apparently, I made you immortal.
Deadpool
4.1s
I'm actually quite jealous. Yeah, but this ain't a life worth living, is it?
Deadpool
3.9s
WADE: Uh... This is my most prized possession.
Deadpool
1.6s
Sounds like you do. (COINS JINGLING)
Deadpool
1.2s
(CHUCKLES SLOWLY)
Deadpool
9.3s
Bernadette is not going anywhere, because you're not going anywhere. Drink. You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.
Deadpool
5s
This is taking unsportsmanlike conduct to a whole new level! (FRANCIS GROANS)
Deadpool
6.9s
Ha. You belong here at home. Surrounded by your Voltron and your Bernadette, and your me.
Deadpool
5.4s
Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. (METAL CLAN KS)
Deadpool
4.7s
WADE: I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way.
Deadpool
3.1s
VANESSA: Wham? No, no, no. Wham!
Deadpool
2.3s
Wade fucking Wilson.
Deadpool
2.1s
Well, maybe not the most.
Deadpool
1.4s
How about now?
Deadpool
10.1s
So, am I supposed to just smile and wave you out the door? Think of it like spring cleaning. Only if spring was death. God, if I had a nickel for every time I spanked it to Bernadette Peters.
Deadpool
3.8s
Looking good, Francis. Well rested. Like you've been pitching, not catching.
