NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD: Colossus, wait up. I've given Deadpool every chance to join us... but he'd rather act like a child. A heavily-armed child. When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X-Man? Which benefits? The matching unitards?
Deadpool
7.2s
Residents are advised to remain in their homes. The assailant appears to be armed, dangerous, and wearing... a red suit. A red suit.
Deadpool
3.7s
(PEOPLE CLAMORING) MAN: Get out of the way! (INDISTINCT SHOUTING AND SCREAMING)
Deadpool
5.5s
The house that blows up every few years? Please. House blowing up builds character.
Deadpool
3s
WADE: Hey! Whoo! (GUNS FIRING) (WOMAN SCREAMS)
Deadpool
2.2s
Gridlock has kept police from the scene.
Deadpool
1.5s
REPORTER: Now, breaking news.
Deadpool
2.2s
Did I leave the stove on?
Deadpool
1.4s
WADE: Wait!
Deadpool
6.6s
Everyone thinks it's a full-time job. Wake up a hero, brush your teeth a hero, go to work a hero.
Deadpool
4.7s
Did you really think there was a cure... for that?
