DEADPOOL: Fuck Wolverine. First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. Then the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. What a dick. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in this one, too. [X GOIN' GIVE IT TO YAPLAYING]
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That's why! Told you this little fucker's too far gone. Zip it, Thanos! We have a deal and you fuck... [GROANS] JUGGERNAUT: Hey! I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass. My body and my hands are so soft. You should probably head back to the car. I think I'll head back to the car.
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Oh, great! ORDERLY: There they are! Those freaks! DEADPOOL: A bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes. Can I have one of those guns? No.That's fine. Get off this property, mutant scum! I'm just gonna use this brick. Maximum effort. [BOTH GRUNTING]
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DOMINO: You're doing great.
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He wasn't too happy about that.
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[GUNSHOT] And give me back my Skee-Ball token.
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Oh, this is really hard. [TIRES SCREECHING]
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I guess dubstep never dies. [BANGARANGPLAYING]
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I'd ask who you are, but you'll be dead in a second. I'm Domino, and doubtful. [BOTH GRUNTING]
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DEADPOOL: I made mistakes! I wanna take them back! You trusted me. I took that trust... and turned it into a glory hole in an airport bathroom. The one in Minneapolis. You know the one. But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit. I was once an X-Man. Trainee!
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All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Your souls are beyond redemption! Let's see your soul, perv! No, no! No! No more! We're better than that! We're better than him! No more senseless violence! No more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him. The day of reckoning is here!
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Lonely at the top, eh? They're moving us tomorrow.