So you, uh... bump fuzzies for money? Yep. Rough childhood? Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.
Deadpool
1.4s
Merchandise? Huh...
Deadpool
2.6s
Hey. Hands off the merchandise.
Deadpool
12.5s
Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf. I'm sorry. Breathe through the nose. I don't have a filter between my brain and my... Let go. Okay. Hey,oh,oh,oh“. Hakuna his tatas. He's sorry. I'm working on it. Get out of here. Go. Go cast a spell.
Deadpool
4.3s
Buck, you best apologize before... (GASPS) Yeah, that.
Deadpool
1.4s
I'd hit that.
Deadpool
1.2s
I get it.
Deadpool
2.2s
It's time to put balls in holes.
Deadpool
1.4s
Who would do such a thing?
Deadpool
6s
I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn. (LAUGHS)
Deadpool
6.9s
Where else do you put one out? I was molested. Me too. Uncle. Uncles. They took turns.
Deadpool
9.2s
I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet... which also happens to be my... Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box. (GASPS) You had a dishwasher.
Deadpool
10.7s
Hey, what can I get for, uh, $275 and a... a Yogurtland rewards card? Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want.
