I'm sorry, what? You heard me. Trust me, that's a terrible idea. I'm really not ready. You are ready. I'm not. Be at the X-Jet in five. I can do thirty. Now. I can do now. Final offer. REPORTER: Irene Merryweather, WHIT News. Live here at a breaking news situation at the Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation. A mutant boy is appearing to have some sort of an incident... with police here behind me. RUSSELL: Get away from me! There are two police vehicles that are overturned. There are open fires. Fuck off! Stay back! REPORTER: A scene of absolute chaos here. OFFICER: Calm down. RUSSELL: I'll burn you! You stay back!
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Wade! Come in! Hey, I was just doing a little bit of light reading here... We have mission. Well, you guys be safe out there. I'll be praying for you. No, I want you to join.
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Alone. You got no family. I didn't have a family, either. You live in this dump. Guess what? I used to live in a shithole just like it.
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Stay back or Justin Bieber dies! [LAUGHS] Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber.
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Get away from me! You wanna fucking die? [BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Look, I get it.
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Hi, there!
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[GUNS COCKING]
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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[IN ENGLISH] I don't speak Cantonese, Mister... Well, I'm not even gonna attempt that. But I did take 8th grade Spanish, so... [SPEAKING SPANISH] Which literally translates to... I don't bargain, pumpkin fucker. [CELL PHONE CLATTERS]
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DEADPOOL: Hey, it's Gail calling. Love the shiny suit. Really brings out the sex trafficker in your eyes. [SPEAKING CANTONESE]
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DEADPOOL: To understand why I took a cat-nap on 1,200 gallons of high-test fuel... I need to take you back to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago. I'd gone international, taking out mass murderers, gangsters, unspeakable monsters. People nobody would touch. Except me. I'm gonna touch them all over. [CELL PHONE RINGING]
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DEADPOOL: Fuck Wolverine. First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. Then the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. What a dick. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in this one, too. [X GOIN' GIVE IT TO YAPLAYING]
