DEADPOOL: Hey, it's Gail calling. Love the shiny suit. Really brings out the sex trafficker in your eyes. [SPEAKING CANTONESE]
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[ALL OUT OF LOVEPLAYING]
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He dies tonight, Wade. You can't stop me! CABLE: He even runs like a fucking pervert. Like an online predator who lost his laptop.
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You're not giving me a lot of direction here. I'm at the end of my rope. [TIMER TICKING]
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[CRYING]
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[PRISONERS SHOUTING] [WHISTLING] [GATE BUZZING]
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Look, I get it.
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[WINDING MUSIC BOX]
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DEADPOOL: To understand why I took a cat-nap on 1,200 gallons of high-test fuel... I need to take you back to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago. I'd gone international, taking out mass murderers, gangsters, unspeakable monsters. People nobody would touch. Except me. I'm gonna touch them all over. [CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's. I am so sorry. I thought this was an anal-bleaching party. [GUNS FIRING] [GRUNTING]
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I'm sorry, what? You heard me. Trust me, that's a terrible idea. I'm really not ready. You are ready. I'm not. Be at the X-Jet in five. I can do thirty. Now. I can do now. Final offer. REPORTER: Irene Merryweather, WHIT News. Live here at a breaking news situation at the Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation. A mutant boy is appearing to have some sort of an incident... with police here behind me. RUSSELL: Get away from me! There are two police vehicles that are overturned. There are open fires. Fuck off! Stay back! REPORTER: A scene of absolute chaos here. OFFICER: Calm down. RUSSELL: I'll burn you! You stay back!
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Hang in there, Doms!
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That's unfortunate.
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Say "fuck" for me. Just once. Come on, we'll do it together. It's no big deal. Here we go. One, two, three. F... F... F... Fuck. Wow! Enjoy hell, swamp mouth. [CHUCKLES]
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Hey, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. I liked you better with your hair short. Think everyone did.
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Mmm. No, I can feel it now. Here it comes, yeah. I feel the soul exiting the husk. Yeah.