Got 'em. God, Russell. I have a mission. To get my revenge. I'm going to burn that headmaster alive. You're not the revenge type. Take it from a friend. Friend? You were sick, and I protected you. You said it yourself. "I'm not your friend. Find someone stronger." So I did. [GRUNTS] Russell, I couldn't protect you back then. But I can now. What do you want me to say, huh? "I care about you"? 'Cause goddamn it, I care about you, Russell. What's Juggernaut got that I don't have? Don't you say legs! I know you're gonna say legs! Legs! Still hurts to hear out loud!
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MAN: Hey! Asshole! DOMINO: Where is he? I can't see him. DEADPOOL: He's on top of you. He's tearing you open! He's going in through the back! Oh, God, he's inside! You hear yourself, right? DEADPOOL: Accidental double entendres! Russell! Russell Collins! DEADPOOL: Hands off that kid, John Connor!
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I missed you so much.
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[GROANING]
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How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is... Oh, just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius Bar. Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out. Never heard of him. Why do you think I'm helping him? The Lord works in mysterious ways, don't I? A good day. Bye, Wade! Bye, Yukio! That was probably a bad idea. What have we done?
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Something is so terribly, terribly wrong.
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I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up.
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DEADPOOL: I made mistakes! I wanna take them back! You trusted me. I took that trust... and turned it into a glory hole in an airport bathroom. The one in Minneapolis. You know the one. But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit. I was once an X-Man. Trainee!
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Time to make the chimichangas. 30 seconds. Hey. Been meaning to ask you... what's with the creepy, dirty hobo bear? It's my daughter's teddy bear. Her name's Hope. DEADPOOL: Well...
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I don't know how to thank you. But I do know how to hug you. No.Yes. Here we go. Bring it in. Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go. The kids call this docking. [KNIFE UNSHEATHES] Is there a knife in my dick? There's a knife in your dick. I'm just gonna back up now. Yeah, yeah. No need to go full Yentl. Gonna pretend like that never happened. Let's go home, Russell.
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All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Your souls are beyond redemption! Let's see your soul, perv! No, no! No! No more! We're better than that! We're better than him! No more senseless violence! No more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him. The day of reckoning is here!
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Too exotic?
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I still got it.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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[GROANS] Dopinder, it's me again. Look, a saner man might discourage you from joining the deadly merc business... what, with your concave chest and your paper towel tube arms. But you're an eagle... and goddamn it, an eagle's gotta soar. You gotta grab those dreams, grab those dreams by the dick tip... and make it rain! I don't know what that means. Me neither. [BOTH LAUGH]
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I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader. [BOTH PANTING] [GASPS] I'll be right back! We're definitely naming our kid Cher!
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RUSSELL: You sacrificed yourself for me. DEADPOOL: It would seem I...