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I'm glad everybody dropped by. You must be wondering why I didn't call you here. I'll tell you why I'm here. "The Time Traveler's Wife's" husband... beat me within an inch of my life. He was torturing me! But all I told him was everything he wanted to know. So, I'm here to help us gear up. So we can go after him without me. WADE: No! I'm doing this alone. The Juggernaut will kill you all. Fair enough. WADE: I just need a couple of hours to get some legs under me. What will you do? WADE: I don't care what the kid did to me. I ain't letting Cable get to him, even if I have to teabag him to death. It's really just a sip of tea at this point. Zip it, black Black Widow! I'm flowing. The first order of business is to get me in front of Cable... so I can pull all the fucking blood out of his body... and fashion his bones into holiday jewelry. Then, I'm gonna take his skin... and stretch it out over a homemade mating drum.
Deadpool 2
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING] WADE: In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. InCool Runnings, it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. InHuman Centipede, it was when those people... signed on to be in that movie. But in this film, well... you're looking at it. GUARD: On your fucking knees, mutant.
Deadpool 2
27.5s
[LAUGHS] Oh, boy! He's really teeing it up, isn't he? Who gets to make the first joke? I think we should all do it at the same time. Good call. For $45, you get sucky-suck. BOTH: I only do over the pants, mouth stuff. Fuck! The Proposition has a wonderful Guy Pearce performance. WADE: Wait, wait, wait! I wanna do mine over. Give us the line again. I need your help! Trust me, I'm even less happy about this than you are... but you unleashed the Juggernaut, you dumb cunt! I can't bring him down alone. So here we are.
Deadpool 2