I don't know how to thank you. But I do know how to hug you. No.Yes. Here we go. Bring it in. Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go. The kids call this docking. [KNIFE UNSHEATHES] Is there a knife in my dick? There's a knife in your dick. I'm just gonna back up now. Yeah, yeah. No need to go full Yentl. Gonna pretend like that never happened. Let's go home, Russell.
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People think you wake up a hero... brush your teeth a hero... ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero. [SPEAKS RUSSIAN] But, no, being a hero takes only a few moments! A few moments... doing the ugly stuff no one else will do. [GROANS] No!
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There you are. Hey! You're a superhero now, bubba. That's why it's high time that you had a super suit. This one is yours. You might wanna get it steam cleaned. Especially around the pants. And let it out a little in the waist.
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Domino. I want you to have my Adventure Timewatch. [WADE COUGHING] Turns out that I'm the lucky one.
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Chrome Bone. I haven't always been the best friend to you. But you've always been that to me. So thank you.
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I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up.
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Papa. ♪ Papa, can you hear me? ♪ ♪ Papa, can you find me in the night? ♪
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Look. Family is not an F-word.
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How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is... Oh, just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius Bar. Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out. Never heard of him. Why do you think I'm helping him? The Lord works in mysterious ways, don't I? A good day. Bye, Wade! Bye, Yukio! That was probably a bad idea. What have we done?
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Time to make the chimichangas. 30 seconds. Hey. Been meaning to ask you... what's with the creepy, dirty hobo bear? It's my daughter's teddy bear. Her name's Hope. DEADPOOL: Well...
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Wonderful kid. RUSSELL: You can't stop me, Wade! [DEADPOOL GROANS]
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What are you doing? Somebody swiped right. [FAST-FORWARDING]
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[GROANS] Tell me they got that in slow motion. [DEADPOOL GROANS]
