What did I do to piss off a grumpy old fucker with a Winter Soldier arm?
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That was absolutely thrilling. True heroism in action. We are in your debt.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, Ness!
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[GROANS] Rub my legs, Mama. Why would I rub your legs? Please, they hurt. I have growing pains. [BLIND AL SIGHS]
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Talk! What kind of spineless shit stick tries to kill a 14-year-old boy?
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I never should've left you there.
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[CHOIR SINGING]
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Hey! It's me! Don't scratch! Just cleaning up the timelines! Look, eventually you're going to hang up the claws... and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad. Huh? But one day, your old pal Wade's gonna ask you... to get back in the saddle again. And when he does, say yes.
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I know you're in there.
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Can you turn off the music?
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Oh, it's so hard to go.
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Please, after you.
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Listen to me! Go!
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So, so much.
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[GRUNTS]
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I don't know how to thank you. But I do know how to hug you. No.Yes. Here we go. Bring it in. Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go. The kids call this docking. [KNIFE UNSHEATHES] Is there a knife in my dick? There's a knife in your dick. I'm just gonna back up now. Yeah, yeah. No need to go full Yentl. Gonna pretend like that never happened. Let's go home, Russell.
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People think you wake up a hero... brush your teeth a hero... ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero. [SPEAKS RUSSIAN] But, no, being a hero takes only a few moments! A few moments... doing the ugly stuff no one else will do. [GROANS] No!
