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Where... is... Francis?
Deadpool
Nice to see you, Jared.
Deadpool
(WHISPERS) Don't hesitate to call me.
Deadpool
In five minutes!
Deadpool
Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're gonna die!
Deadpool
Ah, and I share that home with someone you've met, the old blind lady from the laundromat, Al.
Deadpool
That said, when it comes time to licking wounds, there's no place like home.
Deadpool
Her. (GASPS) Fourth-wall break inside a fourth-wall break. That's like 16 walls.
Deadpool
I'll take the footlong...
Deadpool
God, I miss cocaine.
Deadpool
WADE: Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Deadpool
And I think she's in love with me.
Deadpool
She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind.
Deadpool
Some kinds of anger can't be managed... like the kind where your year-long plan ends with the wrong guy getting dismembered!
Deadpool
(GROANS) Sorry about bleeding in all your garbage.
Deadpool
