And a convivial Tuesday in April to you too, Pool! Hey, yeah I wanna shoop, baby (WADE SINGING) Shoop shooop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop You're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie? If looks could kill you would be an uzi You're a shotgun, bang! Wha... Oh!
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Finally, giving Meredith Baxter-Birney a Dutch oven.
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(TRUCK HONKING)
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Happy Chinese New Year. Year of the Dog.
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WADE: I didn't just get the cure to el cancer...
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Whoa! Are you a superhero? Fucking A, sweetie. What's your name? Captain Delicious Pants. Who's Captain Delicious Pants?
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I'm terribly sorry for your loss, Wade.
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INSTRUCTOR: We have 8 weeks of boot camp ahead of us, men. That'll get us toned and prepared for all manner of combat.
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[SIRENS APPROACHING]
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[ALARM RINGING]
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WADE: Ness?
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[INAUDIBLE]
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Oh, Jesus Christ! I thought you were gonna kiss me for a second there. Please know I wouldn't be able to stop you if you did. Wade, whoever they are... we track them down and bring them to justice. It was me. I'm the asshole who got away. I killed every last one of them, except me. Couldn't kill me. We were gonna start a family. We were, uh... [SNIFFLES] [CLEARS THROAT] We were gonna be a family.