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Listen, I've been thinking... Really?
Deadpool
Well, your crazy matches my crazy. Big time.
Deadpool
And Happy International Women's Day.
Deadpool
...about why we're so good together.
Deadpool
I love you, Wade Wilson.
Deadpool
You're clowning.
Deadpool
Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled program. What the... (THUDS) Oh, my God. Wade?
Deadpool
Let's see. All right, wee break. Shake it, yeah.
Deadpool
(CHUCKLES) (SIGHS)
Deadpool
They say one month's salary. So, uh... You mean? I do. That's my line.
Deadpool
What if I just held on and never let go? Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke. Oh, Star Wars jokes.
Deadpool
Ladies and gentlemen, what you're witnessing... is sweet dick-kicking revenge.
Deadpool
You're supposed to... So that's a... Yes! Whoo!
Deadpool
I feel just like a little girl.
Deadpool
