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Join us. Use your powers for good. WADE: Heads up. Be a superhero. WADE: Listen! The day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit-swizzler... who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland mansion... of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day... I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request. But until then, I'mma do what I came here to do. Either that or slap the bitch outta you! COLOSSUS: Wade... Hey. Zip it, Sinéad! Hey, douche-pool! And I hope you're watching... (MOTORBIKE REVVING) (GASPS LOUDLY)
Deadpool
That guy was already up there when I got here. Wade, you are better than this.
Deadpool
So what's it gonna be, huh? Long sullen silence... or mean comment? Go on.
Deadpool
Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming. He's pure evil.
Deadpool
Oh, your poor wife. You really should stop.
Deadpool
(GRUNTING) (GUNS FIRING)
Deadpool
Oh, you'll tell me. But first...
Deadpool
WADE: I wanna see Vanessa. FRANCIS: You're lovely. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm touched. We were just joking. No, no. It's okay.
Deadpool
CUNNINGHAM: Pass it to me right after. Let's not forget naked tandem base-jumping with the WNBA's Sacramento Monarchs.
Deadpool
CUNNINGHAM: You mean a bucket list? WADE: Like a fuck-it list. I'd really like to light a spliff off the Olympic torch.
Deadpool
I encourage distractions.
Deadpool
WADE: That's his legal name.
Deadpool
