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What better way to crawl back inside that head of yours? Oh, you never left. But you did, asshole! Ah, deep breath, darling.
Deadpool
And Gail, she still fixing that tuna casserole? So good. But bad for the waistline, if you know what I'm talking about.
Deadpool
(CHOKING) I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve. 'Cause I'mma go lookin'!
Deadpool
Finish fucking her the fuck up! Language, please. Suck a cock. (BOTH GRUNTING)
Deadpool
I hear you grow back body parts now, Wade.
Deadpool
Yep, that was a good one. Let's dance.
Deadpool
VVade? Don't worry, baby...
Deadpool
(GRUNTING) (METAL CLANKING)
Deadpool
Wrong choice of words.
Deadpool
Your... On the left. You are beautiful woman. That is so sweet.
Deadpool
WADE: Wait! Wait! Cease fire! Cease fire! WADE: Fellas! Hey! Hey!
Deadpool
(TIRES SCREECHING) (THUDS) (BANDHUSCREAMS)
Deadpool
Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.
Deadpool
(COLOSSUS GRUNTS) (ANGEL DUST GROANS)
Deadpool
WADE: Don't worry, baby. I'm comin'.
Deadpool
Oh! (CLEARS THROAT)
Deadpool
