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I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it.
Deadpool
COLOSSUS: You've been warned before, Deadpool.
Deadpool
Hey, uh, they've made three of those movies.
Deadpool
Hop in! Great day for a ride. (HINDI SONG PLAYING ON RADIO) WADE: And we all know how this turned out.
Deadpool
That said, when it comes time to licking wounds, there's no place like home.
Deadpool
(GROANS) Sorry about bleeding in all your garbage.
Deadpool
Some kinds of anger can't be managed... like the kind where your year-long plan ends with the wrong guy getting dismembered!
Deadpool
WADE: Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Deadpool
Seltzer water and lemon for blood.
Deadpool
And I think she's in love with me.
Deadpool
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
God, I miss cocaine.
Deadpool
There. All caught up.
Deadpool