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You'll do no such thing. Why don't you just say it in an Indian accent? I'm sorry? Apology accepted. This is a side of you I do not like. Let me guess, some of your best friends in the future are Indian. What the hell are you...? Once again, intolerance rears its ugly head. I am so sorry. It gets better. I'm not a fucking racist, moron! That's precisely what a racist would say. I'm with the old white guy on this one. And that's a twist. When this is over... I'm going to fuck you to death with your own broken feet. And a sexual predator, too. That's rich. I should have finished college. DEADPOOL: So what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Some kind of soldier? Yeah, something like that. DEADPOOL: I was a soldier. Special Forces. I bet 50 years from now, we're bestest buddies. 50 years from now, you're very dead. Your entire generation fucked this planet into a coma. Boom! [IMITATES EXPLOSION] Spoiler alert. [SNICKERS] [SIGHS] Planets. Next time, Uber. Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. DEADPOOL: Well, I got news for you. My heart is in the right place. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love looks like. We're all going to die. Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. I'm a grower, not a shower. God, I wish this were a bus where I could pull the string and get out. It's a good thing Cable's not driving, or you'd be in the back. I am in the back. DEADPOOL: Right here! [BRAKES SCREECHING]
Deadpool 2
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You time-sliding son of a bitch! You did this for me? Wait. You can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl, your wife? Now, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while... and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. No. You did it for me. No, I didn't. You did. I really didn't. Pretty sure you did. No, I'm positive I didn't. Fine. All right, let's flip a coin. Okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me. I'm not even gonna look, because you did it for me. Say it again. He did it for me. CABLE: Jesus. We must get the collar off. Forget it. It's no use. These collars don't just come off. Wade. I have an idea. No, no, no! Let's not do that. Please! I'd rather die of cancer. Let's just... Oh, God! They do say the pen is grosser than the sword. [COLLAR BUZZING] RUSSELL: We need the code. Try, uh, seven? DEADPOOL: Settle down, Captain Lucky. It's not gonna be one number. Oh, God, that's lazy writing.
Deadpool 2
37.9s
DOMINO: Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in. DEADPOOL: Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked! No, we most certainly are not fucked. [CARS HORNS HONKING] [BRAKES SCREECHING] DEADPOOL: Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out of your eyes? It's just it's hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist... came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!
Deadpool 2