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(GROANS) No. No. No.
Deadpool
WADE: I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way.
Deadpool
I'm actually quite jealous. Yeah, but this ain't a life worth living, is it?
Deadpool
WADE: Uh... This is my most prized possession.
Deadpool
Sounds like you do. (COINS JINGLING)
Deadpool
VANESSA: Wham? No, no, no. Wham!
Deadpool
(ENGINE ROARING)
Deadpool
And, uh, that guy over there came in looking for you. Real Grim Reaper type. I don't know. Might further the plot.
Deadpool
Like, a Yakov-Smirnoff- opening-for-the Spin-Doctors- at-the- lowa-State-Fair shit-show.
Deadpool
Not the ghost of Christmas me. Well, I wanna remember us.
Deadpool
Shit. We're within 500 yards of a school, so you may wanna...
Deadpool
And under no circumstances will I take you to that show.
Deadpool
No one is boom-boxing shit. Okay?
Deadpool
I want you to remember me.
Deadpool
His drink's on him.
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