[RUSSELL GRUNTS] Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! Okay, let's not do whatever that is. Okay? Let's just talk! It's Russell, right? Firefist.Firefist. Ooh, that's a great name. Where does it burn? Just the fist, or all the way up to the elbow?
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And it appears as if the X-Men are arriving... DEADPOOL: Scatter! REPORTER: ...with what appears to be a trainee. DEADPOOL: Everyone, calm down! The pros are here. I... We're the X-Men! A dated metaphor for racism in the '60s. So, respect. At ease, Officer.
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RUSSELL: You wanna die? DEADPOOL: This kid's adorable. I don't know why I packed the hollow points. I'll burn your balls off! First day. [CHUCKLING] I'm so nervous! Did you just say "hollow points"? Yeah, probably should've brought a Super Soaker. [LAUGHS]
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Don't worry. You're not going to die. Although these will kill you. Hit it, Dolly. [9 TO 5PLAYING]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY] [GASPS] [SHUSHING]
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I'm merely a vessel for the Lord.
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[MEN LAUGHING]
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[MEN GROANING]
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Oh, great.
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Russell. DEADPOOL: Bingo!
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[ALL SCREAMING] Oh, shit! That fucking does it! Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head! Now! Wade! What was first rule? Label everything in the refrigerator! Do not escalate! Rules are meant to be broken! COLOSSUS: That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for!
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Oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's. I am so sorry. I thought this was an anal-bleaching party. [GUNS FIRING] [GRUNTING]
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Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!
