We should really come up with a safe word, fellas. I'm thinking "pork and beans."
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Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming. He's pure evil.
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6.2s
My first request is warmer hands. Oh! And, Jesus, a warmer table.
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3.3s
MAN: Move it! Keep moving. (PATIENT SCREAMING)
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3.4s
So I can do right by someone else. Of course.
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2s
And please don't make the super-suit green.
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(MAN CHOKING)
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Or animated.
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(GROANS) Easy.
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1.6s
I'm about to hurt you, Wade.
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2.2s
I manage this workshop.
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5.5s
We have another talker. I'm just excited about my first day at superhero camp. Shut the fuck up.
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3.8s
All in good time. Are you here for the turndown service, or what?
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FRANCEĀ» If not, well, we'll have to keep on hurting you... (WADE SHIVERING) in new and different ways, each more painful than the last... until you finally mutate.
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FRANCIS: This is how it's going to work. Adrenaline acts as a catalyst for the serum... so we're going to have to make you suffer.
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FRANCIS: If you're lucky, the mutant genes will activate and manifest in a spectacular fashion.
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You're gonna leave me all alone here with less-angry Rosie O'Donnell?