Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Baby, are you sure you wanna shoot your whole wad?
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BUCK: Stay the fuck down. (GROANS)
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MAN: Boothe got hit then went down.
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You did not bet on me to die.
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No.
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Killing them. Yeah, I've seen your lnstagram.
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You know, for a mere, you're pretty warm-blooded. Ibetyoulet the kid off easy, too. Oh, he's not a bad kid, Weas. Just a little light stalking. I was way worse than him when I was his age. I was traveling to exotic places... Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meeting new and exciting people. And then, uh...
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Uh... Tight.
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(ALL CHEERING) Domestic, nothing imported.
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Yeah, he's still breathing. (ALL EXCLAIMING)
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MAN: Whoa! Took his ass out! WEASEL: All right, move. Move, move, move. Buck, go rest.
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Why do you make me make that? Kelly, Kelly, Kelly... Take that over to Buck please, and tell him it's from Boothe. Little foreplay. Remind me what good will come of this? I don't take the shits. I just disturb them. BUCK: Boothe! Oh! Easy, man. Hold up! Hold up! What you want? (GRUNTS) (ALL EXCLAIMING)
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So what was Special Forces doing in Jacksonville, anyway? That's classified. (WHISPERS) They have a wonderful TGl Fridays. All right, Kahlua, Baileys and... whipped cream. I give you a Blow Job.