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Right. Did you ever have a mommy and daddy? Yeah, of course I had a mommy and daddy. I wasn't... I wasn't always Santa Claus. I had a life before this. A long, long, long time ago. They used to call me, uh... Nicomund. Nicomund the Red. You had a different job then? Yeah, you could say that. I was a warrior. A raider. A thief. And if somebody got in my way, me and Skullcrusher would... Who's Skullcrusher? Skullcrusher's my, uh... my hammer. My favorite hammer. I was a surgeon with that thing. Used to be able to take three heads, line 'em up... But why? What? Why'd you do those things? Because I was mean. And I was greedy. And I wanted gold, jewels. Yeah, I mean, if there was a naughty list back then, I'd be top dog. Well, maybe... What? Maybe all those bad things you used to do... maybe you can use them to do good things instead. To help. What do you mean? Mr. Bunny, he wasn't just a toy. That night, you gave me what I wished for. A best friend. 'Cause you're good and kind. And you mean more than just the presents you bring. That's why I believe in you, Santa. That's why I believe. Thank you. You stay hidden, Trudy, till I come get you. Stay safe.

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Gertrude, uh, I got you something pretty special. Did you hear that, Gertrude? He got you something amazing. Oh, what could it be? Oh, my God, this is exciting. Mom. Can I call you Mom?

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Why don't you guys open your presents? I want to see what you rich assholes get each other. And some of you might not make it till tomorrow morning, so this could be your only chance.

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What's the card say? I think I'll just keep that between Jason and I. No one really needs to know. Right, Jason?

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And sometimes, even if you want to make somebody happy... the magic just goes away.

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Come on. Where's the Christmas spirit? Uh...

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Hey. I've got an idea. This will be fun.

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Do you still love her? Yeah, I do.

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Mrs. Lightstone.

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Oh, f... - All right, let's move out. - Let's move out. Come on. You got to be kidding me. Hey, Thorp, you're ten minutes late. What kept you? Looks to me like your net's got a hole in it. Or are you just letting your hostages out for some exercise? No, no, no. We got a wild gopher running around complicating shit and causing problems. Who? Lightstone security? Nah, I don't think so. Some intruder dressed as Santa. But I'm telling you, I'm telling you, there's something weird about him. Might be the real Santa. - The fuck did she just say? - Nothing, nothing. She's joking. My squad will take care of it.

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Easy, easy. - Yeah! - Easy. Identify yourself. I'm one of the hostages. Morgan Steel, the actor. Played a lot of soldiers in my career. Can I just say, thank you for your service. Semper fi.

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Beta Team, go find this asshole. Go. Now, let's unwrap our present, shall we? All right, you heard the man. Time to kill Santa. I've got him. He's on the roof. Roger that. I got eyes on him.

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Here we go. Our skeleton key. The "open" magic stick. This better fucking work. I'm flushing my career for this, my reputation. Yeah, well, then you can buy yourself a new rep.

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Morgan's gonna save us.

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Oh, you're fizzity-fucked now. Huh? What are you gonna do? You little elf bitch. Fu... Bertie. Hashtag "blessed." Yeah! Parkour. Kill him, babe! Oh!

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Oh, uh... For your grandson. Save me a trip. It's, uh, that new video game. It's Astro Blaster, Blaster Astro. I-I don't know. Merry Christmas. How'd he know my grandson's name? How'd he know I have a grandson? - Oi! That door leads to the roof. Piss head. Go easy on him. It's Christmas.

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My God.

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Another one? Well, I'm still vertical, so I'd like to change that. ♪ Oh, ho, the mistletoe ♪ ♪ Hung where you can see ♪ ♪ Somebody waits for you... ♪ Ho, ho.

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Gertrude, uh, I got you something pretty special. Did you hear that, Gertrude? He got you something amazing. Oh, what could it be? Oh, my God, this is exciting. Mom. Can I call you Mom?

Why don't you guys open your presents? I want to see what you rich assholes get each other. And some of you might not make it till tomorrow morning, so this could be your only chance.

What's the card say? I think I'll just keep that between Jason and I. No one really needs to know. Right, Jason?

And sometimes, even if you want to make somebody happy... the magic just goes away.

Come on. Where's the Christmas spirit? Uh...

Hey. I've got an idea. This will be fun.

Do you still love her? Yeah, I do.

Mrs. Lightstone.

Easy, easy. - Yeah! - Easy. Identify yourself. I'm one of the hostages. Morgan Steel, the actor. Played a lot of soldiers in my career. Can I just say, thank you for your service. Semper fi.

Beta Team, go find this asshole. Go. Now, let's unwrap our present, shall we? All right, you heard the man. Time to kill Santa. I've got him. He's on the roof. Roger that. I got eyes on him.

Here we go. Our skeleton key. The "open" magic stick. This better fucking work. I'm flushing my career for this, my reputation. Yeah, well, then you can buy yourself a new rep.

Morgan's gonna save us.

Oh, you're fizzity-fucked now. Huh? What are you gonna do? You little elf bitch. Fu... Bertie. Hashtag "blessed." Yeah! Parkour. Kill him, babe! Oh!

Oh, uh... For your grandson. Save me a trip. It's, uh, that new video game. It's Astro Blaster, Blaster Astro. I-I don't know. Merry Christmas. How'd he know my grandson's name? How'd he know I have a grandson? - Oi! That door leads to the roof. Piss head. Go easy on him. It's Christmas.

My God.

Another one? Well, I'm still vertical, so I'd like to change that. ♪ Oh, ho, the mistletoe ♪ ♪ Hung where you can see ♪ ♪ Somebody waits for you... ♪ Ho, ho.