You can't go two seconds without crapping on the roof like a bunch of pigeons? So unprofessional.
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There isn't room for all of us. She can fit at least two of us. Mom, take me. - Mom! - Oh. Yeah. M-Mom, can Bert come, too?
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I want Mommy and Daddy to make up so we can be a family again. Okay. Good night, Santa.
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4.6s
Tinsel, Peppermint, sweep upstairs. I want all the Lightstones together.
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3.5s
I really only want one present for Christmas.
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2.4s
Bah humbug, motherfucker.
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2.8s
Hilarious. Get him.
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2.1s
Good night, Mr. Bunny.
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2s
Mmm.
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14s
You know, uh... Christmas is all right, but you Americans don't celebrate my favorite holiday. Oh, yeah? What? Boxing Day.
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4.1s
Who the hell are you? You can call me Mr. Scrooge.
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6.6s
Okay. Move it or lose it, son. - Move it! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're supposed to protect us. We protect the primary asset.
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Hey. Merry Christmas. Or should I say "happy holidays" now? Right? I mean, it's like, people, make up your minds. - You know what I'm saying? - Can I help you? Oh, yeah. I sure hope so. See, uh, my car broke down a little ways... Out here? This is a private road. You're telling me. It's the first place I've seen for miles. I think I got frostbite. Where the hell am I, anyway? G.T. Lightstone family compound. I'll call you a tow.
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3.6s
Say goodbye. And if you...
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5.9s
Yo, yo. B. Lightstone here, live streaming the dream, you know. They say the richest man...
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13.9s
She loves going with her father. And you should've taken her yesterday, like you do every Christmas, but we didn't even hear from you. Mom put me on a special project. - It's complicated. - But it's not, because it keeps happening over and over. -Your mother forcing herself between us. -You're right.
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10.3s
What if we could give Trudy her Christmas wish? You're trying to win me back with a romantic weekend at your mother's? What if things really changed this time?
