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You just get off? ♪ And in case you didn't hear ♪ ♪ Oh, by golly, have a holly... ♪ I'm taking a break. Between shifts, I guess you could say. - Hmm. - You ain't driving, are you? I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work.

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How do you know who really needs you? Christmas magic. I'm not really sure how it works.

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Santa. Santa. Santa!

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Swing and miss again! This is so fun. Mommy, how about another one? I got you a lot of good things. - I'll grab one. - Alva, Alva, sit down. You've already given me one. It's... It's Jason's turn. Uh... I th... I-I think I left it in the car. No, I-I saw you put one under the tree earlier. - No. It's in the... - Yeah, I did. I could've sworn. You know what, it's, uh... Y-You don't... you don't... you don't... you... It's this one, right? Yeah, I got you, bro. Come on. Thank you. It's my favorite whiskey. You can skip the note. Thank you, Jason.

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But, uh...

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I got great feelings about this Christmas. - You want to know why? - Yeah. 'Cause I think this is the year that Mom's gonna kick herself upstairs and choose one of us to start running the show. And I got to tell you, Jason, that I'm gunning for your ass.

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What the hell is this? You are the worst catering company on the planet. It's lengthwise, not width. Unbelievable.

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Your rosé, ma'am. Honey, smile. It's Christmas. Mm. Good. Good girl.

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I can't remember where the second one is.

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Hashtag "blessed." He just got what I can only assume will be his first of many sexual harassment accusations. Mom paid off the school, and now the gymnasium is named after us. Of course she did. What about Tragic Mike? All I'm saying is, if I was on one of those planes, 9/11 would've ended with a bunch of terrorists skydiving over Connecticut without their parachutes. - Yeah. You like that? - Yes. Yes. - Yeah, I do like it. - Ooh. - Kiss me in front of my son. - Now, huh? Mm... He might actually be a decent actor. -Hmm. -He's been doing an Oscar-worthy job - of pretending to find my sister appealing. - Now he wants Mom to fund a film for him.

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That's what? That's the best you can do? Excited to see your grandma? Listen, you cocksucker. It's Christmas, so why don't you take your best offer, gift wrap it, and ram it up your fucking box.

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I'll never get over the fact that you grew up like this. My therapist says I'll never get over it, either.

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Ho, ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Hope you're on the nice list. That doesn't go over there.

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No, we can hang back. Yeah. Trudy, honey?

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Come on over here.

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Yes!

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-Well, that makes her sound like a whore. -Okay. Oh, she doesn't even know the meaning of the word. I'm starving. Let's eat. Great. And, Mom, I think Gertrude is a beautiful name. Mm-hmm. I only call her Gertrude. - Merry Christmas, Gertrude. - Come on, Bertrude. ♪ When the kids are fast asleep ♪ ♪ Gently down the stairs we'll creep ♪ ♪ Then we'll lock and bolt all the doors ♪ ♪ Just you and me and Santa Claus ♪ ♪ We'll be as quiet as quiet can be ♪ ♪ Planting toys under the tree ♪ ♪ We'll be crawling around on all fours ♪ ♪ Just you and me ♪ ♪ And Santa Claus ♪ ♪ For soon will be ♪ ♪ That magic time ♪ ♪ When we hear that midnight chime ♪ ♪ When that flying sleigh ♪ ♪ Finally flies away ♪ ♪ We'll have a very merry Christmas Day ♪ ♪ We'll raise a toast to the team with the most ♪ ♪ The best there ever was ♪ ♪ You and me and Santa Claus... ♪ Another fucking Christmas.

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This year has been weird. I never got to tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas. Oh, honey. Come here. You know what? You go put your pj's on, and I will be two minutes.

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You just get off? ♪ And in case you didn't hear ♪ ♪ Oh, by golly, have a holly... ♪ I'm taking a break. Between shifts, I guess you could say. - Hmm. - You ain't driving, are you? I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work.

How do you know who really needs you? Christmas magic. I'm not really sure how it works.

Santa. Santa. Santa!

But, uh...

I got great feelings about this Christmas. - You want to know why? - Yeah. 'Cause I think this is the year that Mom's gonna kick herself upstairs and choose one of us to start running the show. And I got to tell you, Jason, that I'm gunning for your ass.

What the hell is this? You are the worst catering company on the planet. It's lengthwise, not width. Unbelievable.

Your rosé, ma'am. Honey, smile. It's Christmas. Mm. Good. Good girl.

I can't remember where the second one is.

That's what? That's the best you can do? Excited to see your grandma? Listen, you cocksucker. It's Christmas, so why don't you take your best offer, gift wrap it, and ram it up your fucking box.

I'll never get over the fact that you grew up like this. My therapist says I'll never get over it, either.

Ho, ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Hope you're on the nice list. That doesn't go over there.

No, we can hang back. Yeah. Trudy, honey?

Come on over here.

Yes!

This year has been weird. I never got to tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas. Oh, honey. Come here. You know what? You go put your pj's on, and I will be two minutes.