You just get off? ♪ And in case you didn't hear ♪ ♪ Oh, by golly, have a holly... ♪ I'm taking a break. Between shifts, I guess you could say. - Hmm. - You ain't driving, are you? I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work.
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Ah, God. Whew.
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He says parents just tell their kids that Santa's real to make them feel better. He said they give us presents and say they're from Santa. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of parents say that. But I still bring presents to kids that need me.
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How do you know who really needs you? Christmas magic. I'm not really sure how it works.
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Are you really Santa?
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Put your nuts in. Yummy, yummy. Stop hurting my daddy... or Santa will get mad. Ah, what a cutie. So, what do we know about Santa, little one? She doesn't know anything about Santa.
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Santa. Santa. Santa!
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This is Trudy.
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Swing and miss again! This is so fun. Mommy, how about another one? I got you a lot of good things. - I'll grab one. - Alva, Alva, sit down. You've already given me one. It's... It's Jason's turn. Uh... I th... I-I think I left it in the car. No, I-I saw you put one under the tree earlier. - No. It's in the... - Yeah, I did. I could've sworn. You know what, it's, uh... Y-You don't... you don't... you don't... you... It's this one, right? Yeah, I got you, bro. Come on. Thank you. It's my favorite whiskey. You can skip the note. Thank you, Jason.
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He's not coming to save us. He doesn't exist. It's all made-up.
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But, uh...
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Merry Christmas, Al. Hi, Linda. Merry Christmas. - Mr. Lightstone. - Hey, Al. Hey, you back there, Tru? Yeah, I bet you're excited for Christmas. What did you ask Santa for? Not to work on Christmas Eve. Must've been naughty this year, - 'cause here I am. - Mm-hmm. Just make sure you let Santa through the gates later, Al. - Yeah. - Have a merry one, now. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, Al. Merry Christmas, Tru. - Thank you, Al. - Yeah.
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I got great feelings about this Christmas. - You want to know why? - Yeah. 'Cause I think this is the year that Mom's gonna kick herself upstairs and choose one of us to start running the show. And I got to tell you, Jason, that I'm gunning for your ass.
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Hi, Linda. - Hey. - How's it going, Alva? Mm-hmm. You gained weight. Looks good on you, though. - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 'Sup, limp dick?
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What the hell is this? You are the worst catering company on the planet. It's lengthwise, not width. Unbelievable.
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What would a Lightstone family Christmas be without groveling and infighting?