♪ Violent night ♪ ♪ Gory night ♪ ♪ All is calm ♪ ♪ If all doesn't want to get shot in the fucking head. ♪
Violent Night
5.6s
It's not snow. It's Styrofoam. I told you this guy's a big phony.
Violent Night
2.2s
Frosty, sound off.
Violent Night
19.9s
Is-is that, uh... is that the naughty guy I met in the basement? Your-your friend is dead. Uh, he got a star in his face, then his head caught on fire. It's a long story. Oh. Is this... is this our Santy? Is this our... our Santy Claus? Yeah, it is.
Violent Night
17.6s
Kill Squad won't be here for two hours. So we're doing good. The outer seal's already been breached. Is there a 911 thing on here? My... Am I doing that correct? Hello? Hello, can anybody hear me? Can you hear me, Santa?
Violent Night
5s
Oh, shit! Frosty, what's your status?
Violent Night
2s
Trudy Lightstone.
Violent Night
19s
Where'd he go? He went up the chimney. - I saw it. - I don't know, he had a rig or some pulley system - that just yanked him up. - You can't fit up there. - It's impossible. - Oh, you see one weird thing, and then you think you're in a fairy tale? Incoming. We've got sleigh bells approaching. Oh, my God. It's his reindeer.
Violent Night
3.7s
Well, I can't stand seeing another Santa in distress.
Violent Night
1.2s
Hey!
Violent Night
10.9s
Daddy said you were very busy tonight. I'm... I'm on a break. Who-who am I speaking to?
Wow, a big fat guy, gray beard. Eh? Santa... I'm gonna rip your fucking balls off.
Violent Night
4.2s
For doing this. I'm not doing it for you.
Violent Night
29.5s
All right, who did you hire to play Santa at your Christmas party, huh? I said, who's playing Santa at your fucked-up Christmas party? I didn't hire a Santa. I never have a Santa. It's tacky. So, who is he? ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride... ♪ Huh? Who is he? Somebody better start talking, or I'm gonna bash her brains in with this... Damn, Gertrude. You really got a thing for nutcrackers, huh?
Violent Night
17.5s
To whom am I speaking? Well, for tonight, I'm Mr. Scrooge. Now, what is it that you want exactly, Santa? I want you to put down your weapons, I want you to let this family go, and then I want to find my reindeer, and I want to continue delivering my presents.
