Are you fucking with me? All right, who the hell are you really, huh? Some security guard who's watched too many action flicks? Some loser ex-cop stuck in a mall playing dress-up with fat kids pissing on your lap? Stop me when I get it right. It's a little more complicated than that. Not to me, it's not. 'Cause I want to make it my personal mission, my holiday to-do list, to find you and to end you and to wipe my ass with you and this whole fucking holiday. That's what I want for Christmas, Santa. That is a terrible thing to want for Christmas. But maybe you and I should discuss that in person. Santa Claus is coming to town.
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I'm sorry. I think this is it, kid. No, no, don't say that. The naughty list... just grows and grows.
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300 million in cash was delivered here yesterday to this fucking mansion.
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Stay at my back. All right, we got this, boys.
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Enough talk. Let's go.
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3s
Uh, Frosty?
Violent Night
2.8s
Somebody must've intercepted it.
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Mom. It's fine, Bert. Everything's fine. Okay. Everybody, get up. It's time for a murder. Come on. Come on. You don't want to kill us. You really don't. Oh, yes, I do. I really, really, really do. And I'm gonna start with you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Violent Night
1.8s
Hmm.
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♪ Violent night ♪ ♪ Gory night ♪ ♪ All is calm ♪ ♪ If all doesn't want to get shot in the fucking head. ♪
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It's not snow. It's Styrofoam. I told you this guy's a big phony.
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4.2s
And that is the sound of my Kill Squad.
Violent Night
2.2s
Frosty, sound off.
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Is-is that, uh... is that the naughty guy I met in the basement? Your-your friend is dead. Uh, he got a star in his face, then his head caught on fire. It's a long story. Oh. Is this... is this our Santy? Is this our... our Santy Claus? Yeah, it is.
Violent Night
2.1s
Right, Sugarplum. Hit that button.
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Kill Squad won't be here for two hours. So we're doing good. The outer seal's already been breached. Is there a 911 thing on here? My... Am I doing that correct? Hello? Hello, can anybody hear me? Can you hear me, Santa?
