I got great feelings about this Christmas. - You want to know why? - Yeah. 'Cause I think this is the year that Mom's gonna kick herself upstairs and choose one of us to start running the show. And I got to tell you, Jason, that I'm gunning for your ass.
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Merry Christmas, Al. Hi, Linda. Merry Christmas. - Mr. Lightstone. - Hey, Al. Hey, you back there, Tru? Yeah, I bet you're excited for Christmas. What did you ask Santa for? Not to work on Christmas Eve. Must've been naughty this year, - 'cause here I am. - Mm-hmm. Just make sure you let Santa through the gates later, Al. - Yeah. - Have a merry one, now. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, Al. Merry Christmas, Tru. - Thank you, Al. - Yeah.
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Hi, Linda. - Hey. - How's it going, Alva? Mm-hmm. You gained weight. Looks good on you, though. - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 'Sup, limp dick?
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I can't remember where the second one is.
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What the hell is this? You are the worst catering company on the planet. It's lengthwise, not width. Unbelievable.
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Take that. Take that. But you did.
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Christmas magic. I still don't really understand... how it works.
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Then maybe...
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Hashtag "blessed." He just got what I can only assume will be his first of many sexual harassment accusations. Mom paid off the school, and now the gymnasium is named after us. Of course she did. What about Tragic Mike? All I'm saying is, if I was on one of those planes, 9/11 would've ended with a bunch of terrorists skydiving over Connecticut without their parachutes. - Yeah. You like that? - Yes. Yes. - Yeah, I do like it. - Ooh. - Kiss me in front of my son. - Now, huh? Mm... He might actually be a decent actor. -Hmm. -He's been doing an Oscar-worthy job - of pretending to find my sister appealing. - Now he wants Mom to fund a film for him.
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That's what? That's the best you can do? Excited to see your grandma? Listen, you cocksucker. It's Christmas, so why don't you take your best offer, gift wrap it, and ram it up your fucking box.
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Yes!
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I'll always believe in you, Santa.
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I'm s... I'm sorry I can't give you what you asked for.
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You were dead.
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I believe in him, too.
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Okay. Hi. Hi, guys. Merry Christmas. - Hi. - I'm fine. Thank you so much.
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This brave, brave man, whoever he was... He's Santa. The real Santa. He is. And I still believe in him.