But if I'm really honest with myself... I see Felix up there getting patted on the back, People are giving him pie and thanking him. And so happy to see him all the time. Sometimes I think... Man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.
Wreck-It Ralph
11.3s
I am Zangief. I am bad guy. - Hi, Zangief! - Hi, Zangief. I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow egg between my thighs.
Wreck-It Ralph
7.3s
Nice share, Ralph. As fellow bad guys, we've all felt what you're feeling. And we've come to terms with it. - Really? - Right here.
Wreck-It Ralph
3.3s
It looks uncomfortable. It's actually fine. I'm good.
Wreck-It Ralph
34.1s
You must love you. Yeah! Inside here! Yes. Okay. All right, I get you. Watch out. It's dripping. Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now. And tonight you finally show up. - Why is that? - I don't know. I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that... Well, today is the 30th anniversary of my game. Well, happy anniversary, Ralph. Thanks, Satan. It's Sateen, actually. Got it. But here's the thing.
Wreck-It Ralph
8.6s
Okay, gang, see you next week. Listen, I can't do snacks next week. Hang in there, Ralph. Hey, zombie, don't forget your hatchets. There you go.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.4s
It's one of the joys of being me.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.5s
No, no, no! Wait a second! Aah!
Wreck-It Ralph
6.9s
Pac-man? They invited pac-man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of this game!
Wreck-It Ralph
8.9s
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Wreck-It Ralph
6.4s
I don't suppose you'd like to come in and have a slice, would you? Hey-o, everybody!
Wreck-It Ralph
24.8s
- Is he serious? - Oh please! Where's a bad guy going to win a medal? Of course he's not serious. I've never been more serious about anything in my life. That's why I came straight here, Tapper. You've never given me a bum steer. Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal? I don't think such a game exists, Ralph. Come on. You know people. There's got to be... Tapper, I need a root beer. Coming! Hold that thought.
Wreck-It Ralph
19.3s
Somebody's birthday, or... Well, it's more of an anniversary. The 30th anniversary of our game, actually. What? Is that today? I know! I'm such a dummy with dates. Anyway, congratulations. Thank you, Ralph. And to you, too.
Wreck-It Ralph
9.9s
You know, you could just stay here and live in the castle. You'd have your own wing where no one would ever complain about your stench. or treat you bad ever again. You could be happy.
Wreck-It Ralph
29.4s
Look, the code may say I'm a princess. But I know who I really am, Ralph, I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever. I was here, I was there. I was glitching through the walls. I'm not giving that up. Um, pardon me for asking, but without a princess, who's going to lead us? Yeah. Who? Me. I'm thinking more along the lines of a constitutional democracy. President Vanellope von Schweetz. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Wreck-It Ralph
25.2s
Tut-tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be executed. What? No, please! Oh my land. This place just got interesting. I don't want to die! I'm just kidding. Stop crying, Taffyta. I'm trying, but it won't stop.
Wreck-It Ralph
10.2s
It's Ralph! He'll wreck the party! Hide the stemware! Get rid of him, Felix. Oh, right. I'll go talk to him. Carry on, everyone.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.9s
Great party, Felix. Why, thank you, friend. Felix. You're needed on the dance floor!
