Here on the range I belong Drifting along With the tumbling Tumbleweeds Where's the money, Lebowski? I want that money, Lebowski. Bunny says you're good for it. Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the fucking money, shithead? It's down there somewhere. Let me take another look.
The Big Lebowski
1.6s
You're Bunny.
The Big Lebowski
29.4s
That rug really tied the room together, did it not? Fucking A. And this guy peed on it. Donny, please. You know, this is the fucking guy... I could find this fucking Lebowski guy. His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude. This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. His wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug? They pee on your fucking rug? Peed on my fucking rug. That's right, Dude. They peed on your fucking rug.
What can I do for you, sir? Well, sir, it's this rug I have. It really tied the room together. You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. Where do I fit in?
The Big Lebowski
11.7s
Mr. Lebowski, this is Duty Officer Rolvaag of the LAPD. We've recovered your automobile. It can be claimed at the North Hollywood Auto Circus there on Victory. Their hours there are... Far out, man. Far fucking out!
The Big Lebowski
45s
This picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes, yes. Not of California. Good shot. In fact, he met privately with the President, though, unfortunately, there wasn't enough time for a photo opportunity. Oh, Nancy's pretty good. Oh, wonderful woman. We were very happy to... These are... Oh, those are Mr. Lebowski's children, so to speak. Different mothers, huh? No, they're not... Racially, he's pretty cool? They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, inner city children of promise, but without the necessary means for... Necessary means for a higher education, so Mr. Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college. Excuse me. Oh, geez. Thank you. Thank you. Far out. Think he's got room for one more? One... Oh.
The Big Lebowski
1m12s
Wait. Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know? That or His Dudeness, or Duder or, you know, El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Are you employed, sir? Employed? You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you? On a weekday? Is this a... What day is this? Well, I do work, sir. So, if you don't mind... No, I do mind. The Dude minds. This will not stand, you know. This aggression will not stand, man. I mean, your wife owes money... My wife is not the issue here! I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample. But if she does not, that is her problem, not mine, just as the rug is your problem. Just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility, regardless of who he chooses to blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway.
The Big Lebowski
3.6s
Things seem to have worked out pretty good for the Dude and Walter.
The Big Lebowski
3.5s
All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.
The Big Lebowski
4.1s
What the fuck is this? Obviously you're not a golfer.
The Big Lebowski
19.2s
No. Like I said, Woo peed on my rug. I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person? Come on, man. I'm not trying to scam anybody here. You know, I'm just... You're just looking for a handout like every other...
The Big Lebowski
3.5s
And then, you know, little of this, little of that.
The Big Lebowski
3.6s
I mean, Nam was a foot soldier's war, whereas this thing should...
The Big Lebowski
10.9s
Yeah. What do you think? He looks like a fucking loser. Hey, at least I'm housebroken. Fucking time-waster. Thanks a lot, asshole.
The Big Lebowski
8.1s
Okay, sir. You're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski. That's terrific. But I am very busy, as I imagine you are.