No funny stuff, Jackie. The kid's got it. Hi, fellas.
The Big Lebowski
17.5s
We did let him run one of the companies briefly, but he didn't do very well at it. Oh, he's, you know... No, he helps administer the charities now, and I give him a reasonable allowance. He has no money of his own. I know how he likes to present himself. Father's weakness is vanity, hence the slut.
The Big Lebowski
9.4s
Oh, God. They shot him, man. He's not shot. No, Dude. Are you shot, Donny? There weren't any shots fired. Huh? It's a heart attack. Call the medics, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
1.7s
Come on, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
3.9s
Now, that's for the urn. Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.
The Big Lebowski
2.9s
Brandt will fill you in on the details.
The Big Lebowski
26.6s
What do you mean, Dude? Rug-peers did not do this. Look at it. A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money. She figures he isn't giving her enough, you know. She owes money all over town. That fucking bitch! It's all a goddamn fake, man. It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit and, you know... I Am the Walrus? You know, you'll...
The Big Lebowski
22.3s
That creep can roll, man. Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah. No, he's a sex offender with a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast. What's a pederast, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny.
The Big Lebowski
3.9s
This is a bummer, man. That's... That's a bummer.
The Big Lebowski
10s
So, how much did he give you? 20 grand, man. And, of course, I still get to keep the rug. Just for making a hand-off? Yeah. They gave Dude a beeper.
The Big Lebowski
8.1s
Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place Fucking Quintana.
The Big Lebowski
23.2s
Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier once we get instructions for the money. Why me, man? He believes the culprits might be the very people who soiled your rug and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion. He thinks the carpet pissers did this? Well, Dude, we just don't know.
The Big Lebowski
2.3s
Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!
The Big Lebowski
2.3s
Bummer. Huh?
The Big Lebowski
2.1s
I accept your apology.
The Big Lebowski
20.4s
You can't do that, man. These guys, you know, they're like me, they're pacifists. Smokey was a conscientious objector. You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point. Not in Nam, of course. And you know he's got emotional problems, man. You mean, beyond pacifism? He's fragile. He's very fragile.
The Big Lebowski
2.3s
Blow on them. Huh?
The Big Lebowski
4.6s
Get out of that fucking car! Get the fuck out of the car, man.